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Brother #46: Voted # 1 in his neighborhood for foolishness and grab assing. Collects Fat rope chains from old rappers of the 80's. Uses his super brain for evil instead of good. Doesn't believe in standard soap. Likes to be called "Booker T." Appeared of the TV show Judge Mathus and "showed off." He's king off the crooked hair cuts. Gets his kicks beating up crippled kids. Smells of fish grease. Believes man should hunt for his food. Loves surprise enemas! Wants to be a superhero when he finishes school. Thinks the Hip-Hop culture is the work of the white man. Wants to be gay but doesn't have the courage. Really interested in Monkey culture as a way of life. Likes to get all liquored up and watch fisting porno.

*Note*  "Surprise or expected, he seems to enjoy the enemas either way. Thanks for your Business." -His Pharmacist

Brotherism: 8.8

Hobbies: Square Hair Cuts, Neck Warmers, Funny Mustaches, Grab Assing, Lip Grease and Butt Ticklers.

Can Be seen At: Blackplanet.com, Slacking Off, with Frankie Valley and The L.A Riots.

Hostility: 8

Favorite Group: Spoonie Gee

Quote: "I got this gold chain off of Phife from A Tribe Called Quest."

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Brother #47: Calls urinating, "Tinkle". Like to take an arm pit smell test every now and then.Only oils up due to his dry dry skin. Says he has a great body due to his work as a insurance sales man. Plays Power BINGO on-line. He's a great story teller. Loves to talk but hates open mic night. Wants to get a breast reduction. Tried every flavor of kool-aid. Like a smack on the ass for luck. He's never lucky but still likes that slap! Tried to be gay in collage but he says it didn't work out to well. Hangs around with Steven Segal. Once performed for Patty Labell. He sang "Neutron Dance." Gets a thrill beating tourist with surf-boards. Doesn't like Mr. T., what he stands for and what he believes. Also thinks his movies sucked! Smells of causal sex. Says he invented the DVD. Think Miniature golf is the work of the white man. Says nope to dope!

*Note*  When I see him, I'ma beat 'em bad, real bad! I pitty the fool." -Mr. T.

Brotherism: 4.9

Hobbies: Franks and Beans, Sloppin' Hogs and Slipping on Banana Peels.

Can Be seen At: Scooby-Doo Conventions, With Busta Rhymes and Sensitivity Class.

Hostility: 7

Favorite Group: Tony Tone` and Toni.

Quote: "Mr. T. has been saying that for years, Let him bring it to me then!"

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Brother #48: Never takes stuff personal. Has been known to be a little rough with the ladies. His IS the weakest link. Believes that the eye of the tiger is the thrill of the fight but, hates Rocky movies. Once attacked Jimmy Carter. Claims he caught a case of the claps from Shirley on the hit show "What's Happenin'." Enjoys slow anal. Into self mutilation and cup cakes. Use to freebase with the Commodores in the late 80's. Insists french fries are from France but Franks are NOT from Frankfurt. Smells of bubble gum taffy. Friends call him "wishy washy." We have no idea what that means. Thinks rice pudding is the work of the white man. Like all his meat pickled.

*Note*  I didn't give it to him he gave it to me. And I want my CD's back!" -Shirley (from What's Happenin')

Brotherism: 5.9

Hobbies: Channel Surfin', Stranger huggin', Tight Underwear and Nun Mooning.

Can Be seen At: Never Never Land, Foster Care, With David Dukes.

Hostility: 1

Favorite Group: Donny and Marie

Quote: "I think three weeks is a long enough time to wait to pass gas in front of your new girlfriend."

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Brother #49: Always down for a "good time." Can dance his ass off. Also has a great left hook. Looks damn good in a suit! Worked as a choreographer on the movie "Stayin' Alive." John Travolta said: " It was a honor, He made me look like pro. Thanks!" Use to car jack in South Central. Grew up on the east-side with a young Tupac. Says they use to smoke chronic together. Claims to have big genitals and just got off the pipe. Knows how to give himself head. Thinks he discovered penicillin. He still pee's to bed. Smells of fur. Wears a sock in his crotch. Think puppets are the work of the white man. Likes juice boxes and playing with himself. Gets high on hate crime.

*Note*  John Travolta thinks this guys is a jerk!

Brotherism: 9.2

Hobbies: Disco, Cow wrestling, Raisin Bran, Ass Scratchin', 90210 and Being Stupid.

Can Be seen At: Club Speed, Cookie Monster's House and Jammin' Ass.

Hostility: 7

Favorite Group: Bee Gee's

Quote: "I heard we would get 40 acres and a mule for this?"

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Brother #50: The first guy to say that "white men can't jump." Likes butter milk and warm cookies before bed time. Into sniffin' teenager panties. Male or female. Has good rhythm. Likes to make love to his ladies with the use of condiments. Believes in Oscar the Grouch.Likes to watch animal make love in the wild. Once got picked up for Jay walking and verbally abusing Ester Rolle. Smells of homemade remedies. Collects Beanie Babies. Into turtle racing and hip hop house music. Thinks The Ghetto is the work of the white man. Drinks his Scotch on the rocks. Ate reptile meat once on a dare. Has a lazy eye.

*Note*  Had a restraining Order place on him by Ester Rolle. (Last Updated 1-2-01)

Brotherism: 6.2

Hobbies: Power Lunches, Frisbee Tricks and Fire Works.

Can Be seen At: Corner Store, In Trouble with Al Green.

Hostility: 3

Favorite Group: Steely Dan

Quote: "Good, Better, Best; Never Rest Until Good Be Better, and Better Be Best!"

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Brother #51: Likes to take long long doo-doo's. Into 2% milk rubs and politically correctivness. Likes to choke hookers on the weekends. Digs testicle foreplay. Owns over 100 books on sewing for the left handed. Likes to rub his butt on strangers. Tried every kind of bagel. He once was drugged and got his kidney stolen in Brazil. Once called Colin Powell "suck face." He lives for the happy times. Likes to go to gay picnics. He's not gay but likes the gay sandwiches. Smells like cinnamon toast. Seen the movie Flash Dance 12 times. Says he hates it! Thinks trailer Trash is the work of the white man. Eats his apples on the porch with a pocket knife.

*Note*  Mr. Powell said "No man calls him suck face without getting an USA ass whippin' for his trouble!

Brotherism: 4.9

Hobbies: Small Animal Torture, Eye Brow Trimmin' and Laying his Work Clothes out for the Morning.

Can Be seen At: The Grassy Null, Best chest Try-outs and with Adam Sandler.

Hostility: 4

Favorite Group: Luther Vandross. (Only when he was fat)

Quote: "Gay picnics are more than just sandwiches, it's a place to unwind, kick off your sandals and talk turkey."

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Brother #52: Like to do most things in black and white. Watches his Tv in color. Got dropped on his head as a child but turned out just fine. He's a smarty pants and a stuffed shirt. Say his ears get smaller by the year. Gives bad oral. He's a smooth talk with nothing to say. Friends call him Baby Boy. He plans on suing John Singleton depending on how good the movie does. Says he can read your mind. Really excited about the return of Jesus to planet earth. Smells of barley. Likes to lick his lady's back for hours at a time. When we contacted her for comment she said: " It would be fine if it was for fore-play. All that licking for nothing get to be a pain in the ass." He calls having sex "Laying the Pipe." Think Sugar Smacks is the work of the white man. He has a baby with Lauren Hill.

*Note*  Dropped his lawsuit idea once he see weekend sales for the movie Baby Boy.

Brotherism: 4.9

Hobbies: Pickin' up Chicks, Losing his Hair, thinking and V-Necks.

Can Be seen At: Holding up a Wall, Shopping for explosives on the web and Band Camp.

Hostility: 8

Favorite Group: Anthrax

Quote: "With these eyes I can see in to your soul! As well as the future."

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Brother #53: Makes homemade cognac and sells it from his drive way  (It wasn't that bad).  This practicing Homo sexual would try anything at least once. He likes to be the girl in the sack but says he's all man 'round the house. Once beat up rapper DMX over some gambling money due him. Chews his bubble gum loudly. Said he's a "Gay Thug." Also added he can't stand cissys or candy asses. Cries and moans a lot. Mostly about nothing. Smells of club Out-Back. Eats ribs with a knife and fork. Thinks ovaries are the work of the white man. Wants to go to jail really really badly!

*Note*  "I would beat his ass 'till he smelled like onions!" -DMX.

Brotherism: 3.3

Hobbies: Lighting Bags of Poop on Fire, Cheap Clothes, Bottle Rockets and Huffin' Glue.

Can Be seen At: At any NYC Parade, Hair Shows, Buying Crab Lice Medicine.

Hostility: 1

Favorite Group: Village People

Quote: "Please, I don't see the big deal about the gay rapper. But, if you meet him , give him my digits? HEYYYYYYY."

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Brother #54: Considers his jewelry to be his "Lucky Charms." Paints his nipples. Likes to wear tight underwear. He like to sport cheap cologne. He's into penetration and serial killers. Practices witchcraft. Sells homemade porno on eBay. Fakes his orgasms on occasion. Graduated collage majoring in archery and fruit farming. Works in the mail-room. Smells of the need to shower. Likes to go gay bashing and wilding in central park. Thinks education is the work of the white man. Smokes hand rolled cigarettes. Wants to try out for a boy band. Says he got what it takes.

*Note*  eBay account was suspended due to the extreme nature of his video's. (Last Updated 3-24-00)

Brotherism: 8.9

Hobbies: Chest Oil, Pottery, Shadow Boxing and Fish Fries.

Can Be seen At: Making a muscle, With Madonna and Cow Rustling.

Hostility: 6

Favorite Group: Markie Mark and the Funky Bunch

Quote: "I pee sitting down because I find it refreshing. No big deal."

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Brother #55: Happiest when he moves his bowels. Loves his lucky hat! Can get into clubs, sports events and VIP areas just on his smile. Invented Break-Dancing for seniors. He wants nothing in return but happy old folk. He's nobody's uncle but everybody's brotha. Like egg salad and goats milk. Believes the lady IS a tramp. Smells of Glade air spray. Likes to make his own mustard. Once told Howard Stern he did it all for the nookie. Thinks passing gas is the funniest thing a human can do. Loves warm tonic rubs. Likes to get 'em and loves to give 'em. During love making, he'll take a pinky in his bum every once in a while. Thinks sock puppets is the work of the white man. Loves finger paint.

*Note*  Most seniors we talked to say they won't called what they do Break-Dancing.

Brotherism: 8.9

Hobbies: Boosting from Conway, Pot Hole Fillin' and Sour Power.

Can Be seen At: Master Piece Theater, with Adam West and Pass Gas Practice.

Hostility: 6

Favorite Group: John Ritter

Quote: "Can I use your Crapper?"

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Brother #56: Happiest when he moves his bowels. Loves his lucky hat! Can get into clubs, sports events and VIP areas just on his smile. Invented Break-Dancing for seniors. He wants nothing in return but happy old folk. He's nobody's uncle but everybody's brotha. Like egg salad and goats milk. Believes the lady IS a tramp. Smells of Glade air spray. Likes to make his own mustard. Once told Howard Stern he did it all for the nookie. Thinks passing gas is the funniest thing a human can do. Loves warm tonic rubs. Likes to get 'em and loves to give 'em. During love making, he'll take a pinky in his bum every once in a while. Thinks sock puppets is the work of the white man. Loves finger paint.

*Note*  Most seniors we talked to say they won't called what they do Break-Dancing.

Brotherism: 8.9

Hobbies: Boosting from Conway, Pot Hole Fillin' and Sour Power.

Can Be seen At: Master Piece Theater, with Adam West and Pass Gas Practice.

Hostility: 6

Favorite Group: John Ritter

Quote: "Can I use your Crapper?"

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Brother #57: Happiest when he moves his bowels. Loves his lucky hat! Can get into clubs, sports events and VIP areas just on his smile. Invented Break-Dancing for seniors. He wants nothing in return but happy old folk. He's nobody's uncle but everybody's brotha. Like egg salad and goats milk. Believes the lady IS a tramp. Smells of Glade air spray. Likes to make his own mustard. Once told Howard Stern he did it all for the nookie. Thinks passing gas is the funniest thing a human can do. Loves warm tonic rubs. Likes to get 'em and loves to give 'em. During love making, he'll take a pinky in his bum every once in a while. Thinks sock puppets is the work of the white man. Loves finger paint.

*Note*  Most seniors we talked to say they won't called what they do Break-Dancing.

Brotherism: 8.9

Hobbies: Boosting from Conway, Pot Hole Fillin' and Sour Power.

Can Be seen At: Master Piece Theater, with Adam West and Pass Gas Practice.

Hostility: 6

Favorite Group: John Ritter

Quote: "Can I use your Crapper?"

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Brother #58: Happiest when he moves his bowels. Loves his lucky hat! Can get into clubs, sports events and VIP areas just on his smile. Invented Break-Dancing for seniors. He wants nothing in return but happy old folk. He's nobody's uncle but everybody's brotha. Like egg salad and goats milk. Believes the lady IS a tramp. Smells of Glade air spray. Likes to make his own mustard. Once told Howard Stern he did it all for the nookie. Thinks passing gas is the funniest thing a human can do. Loves warm tonic rubs. Likes to get 'em and loves to give 'em. During love making, he'll take a pinky in his bum every once in a while. Thinks sock puppets is the work of the white man. Loves finger paint.

*Note*  Most seniors we talked to say they won't called what they do Break-Dancing.

Brotherism: 8.9

Hobbies: Boosting from Conway, Pot Hole Fillin' and Sour Power.

Can Be seen At: Master Piece Theater, with Adam West and Pass Gas Practice.

Hostility: 6

Favorite Group: The Gay Rapper

Quote: "Can I use your Crapper?"

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Brother #59: Happiest when he moves his bowels. Loves his lucky hat! Can get into clubs, sports events and VIP areas just on his smile. Invented Break-Dancing for seniors. He wants nothing in return but happy old folk. He's nobody's uncle but everybody's brotha. Like egg salad and goats milk. Believes the lady IS a tramp. Smells of Glade air spray. Likes to make his own mustard. Once told Howard Stern he did it all for the nookie. Thinks passing gas is the funniest thing a human can do. Loves warm tonic rubs. Likes to get 'em and loves to give 'em. During love making, he'll take a pinky in his bum every once in a while. Thinks sock puppets is the work of the white man. Loves finger paint.

*Note*  Most seniors we talked to say they won't called what they do Break-Dancing.

Brotherism: 9.9

Hobbies: Boosting from Conway, Pot Hole Fillin' and Sour Power.

Can Be seen At: Master Piece Theater, with Adam West and Pass Gas Practice.

Hostility: 6

Favorite Group: John Ritter

Quote: "Can I use your Crapper?"

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Brother #60: Happiest when he moves his bowels. Loves his lucky hat! Can get into clubs, sports events and VIP areas just on his smile. Invented Break-Dancing for seniors. He wants nothing in return but happy old folk. He's nobody's uncle but everybody's brotha. Like egg salad and goats milk. Believes the lady IS a tramp. Smells of Glade air spray. Likes to make his own mustard. Once told Howard Stern he did it all for the nookie. Thinks passing gas is the funniest thing a human can do. Loves warm tonic rubs. Likes to get 'em and loves to give 'em. During love making, he'll take a pinky in his bum every once in a while. Thinks sock puppets is the work of the white man. Loves finger paint.

*Note*  Most seniors we talked to say they won't called what they do Break-Dancing.

Brotherism: 8.9

Hobbies: Boosting from Conway, Pot Hole Fillin' and Sour Power.

Can Be seen At: With Big Shirley.

Hostility: 6

Favorite Group: John Ritter

Quote: "Can I use your Crapper?"

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