PATHETIC THINGS TO DO WHILE STANDING IN A ELEVATOR...
Head bang to the elevator music and shout, "YEAH!! THIS SHIT ROCKS!!!"
Act like you've fallen madly in love with the button panel. Talk to it. Touch it. Kiss it. Tell it how much you love it (the elevator) and how you'll never leave it.
When the elevator stops at a floor start screaming "OHMYGHOD!! WE'RE TRAPPED IN HERE, WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" When the doors open say "Oh, Dhuh." and walk out calmly.
Wait till a good looking guy gets onto the elevator and say, "Grrrowl... Nice butt cheeks." When he turns around to look at you, say "This elevator sure is slow!!"
Stand in front of the button panel, hiding it with your clothes/buttocks/chest etc so that other passengers can't find it...
Hold a Tai Bo aerobics class in the elevator. Do flying back kicks into the doors. Bring aerobics music and invite other passengers to join in.
Stand in front of the button panel, hiding it with your clothes/buttocks/chest etc so that other passengers can't find it...
Bob your head up and down and snap your fingers while wearing a walkman, but make it clear to everyone that there is no music.
Sell life insurance to all passengers coming onboard as if to imply that the elevator is a death trap.
Get off at every floor, take a picture, reboard the elevator and move on. Smile broadly at fellow passengers.
Lie flat on the floor as the elevator goes up. When it stops at your floor and people look at you curiously, get up, casually dust off your knees and walk out saying "Boy, that's one fast elevator."
Make out passionately with the back wall of the elevator every time the doors open.
Crawl into the elevator on your hands and knees, bark ferociously at the other passengers and sniff their crotches.
When the doors open and people get in, act like a drunk wino.
Dress up as an elevator operator, sit in the lobby until a big group of people appear, get in with them and when they tell you what floor they want, push your floor number and retort "What do I look like, an elevator operator??"
Stick a piece of clothing in the doors and let it go up with the other passengers, making them think you are being dragged mercilessly to your death.....
Start a game of strip poka by yourself in the elevator. Begin Stripping.
When the doors close, break out the duct tape and work furiously to tape the doors together. Ask others for help.
When someone boards the elevator, scream at the top of your lungs "GET OFF MY F**KING ELEVATOR BEFORE I CALL THE COPS YOU MUTHARF**KER!!"
Wait until there is only one other person other than you on the elevator. Start having a detailed conversation but make it clear that you aren't talking to them, but to the elevator.
Open your purse or wallet and scream, "Quiet in there!! You have ample air!!"
Have a somber look while standing in the corner, then break out laughing. Immediately resume your somber look.
Every time the doors start to close, push the 'door open' button and say "Neat!" and "Cool!"
Open your purse or wallet and scream, "Quiet in there!! You have ample air!!"
Count down "5...4....3...1...Lift-off!" as the elevator goes up, and then suddenly duck.
As the elevator starts to go down flatten up against the side of the wall and start to hyperventilate.
If you're the first one on, stand by the control panel and say "Numbers please." Deliberately push the wrong numbers.
When the elevator is filled to capacity, begin having a fit while shrieking "I'm claustrophobic! Get me out of here!"
Insist that there are cockroaches crawling all over the elevator walls, and beat them with a rolled up newspaper. Dodge around fellow passengers.
Recite the 'Asshole' poem to someone incessantly or sing loudly "I'm an asshole!"
Ask other passengers what country they are headed to on their flight. Insist you are heading for the Moon.
Ask someone in the elevator "Is this an elevator in the Sky Tower? I'm sure I bought tickets to get to the Sky Tower."