| There is life after school. -Val's Wall |
| When life throws you a lemon, wing it back and add some lemons of your own! -Calvin |
| PFFFT, English. Who needs that? I'm never going to England. -Homer |
| Myopia. -Kolko |
| (My pen) is not the red dagger to which you refer but a poker pushing you towards a grade 'A' paper. -Eng 120 TA |
| Sunt. -Arlen |
| The trees have feelings too! -A 'Linda Greentree' on the Grouse Grind |
| You know why they call them Finals? Because they start with 'F'! -bio 121 prof |
| Logging must be good stress relief because it's like shopping -Aruna |