Age: 39 | Height: 6 Ft | Weight: Around 250lbs
Favourite Word: D'oh! (Annoyed Grunt)
Occupation: Safety inspector in Sector 7G for the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, among hundreds of other little jobs.
Awards: The C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field Of Excellence, Employee of the Month, Grammy Award for the Be Sharps, High school reunion for most weight gained, hair lost, improved odor, and for travelling the least distance.
Favorite Store: Kwik-E-Mart
Favorite Beverage: Duff Beer
Least Favorite Beverage: Mountain Dew
Local Hangout: Moe's Tavern
Favorite Foods: Donuts, Pork Rinds, Krusty Burgers, Pork, Meatloaf, Steak, Honey Roasted Peanuts, Ribwich
Surgeries: Triple Bypass, Kidneys
Near Death Experiences: Suffered several heart attacks, sent to hospital for exploding beer can, been in several meltdowns, tried to fight Drederick Tatum, almost drunk Sulfuric Acid, has been electicuted countless times, attacked with nailgun and mallet by Maggie, Hunted by Frank Grimes Jr, near-execution for the murder of an old woman.
 

Age: 34 | Hair Color: Blue #56 | Shoes: 13AA
Criminal Record: Caught Shoplifting
Favorite Singer: Tom Jones
Favorite Magazine: Sponge And Vacuum
Favorite Vegetable: Potatoes. They're neat.
Little Known Secret: Marge has webbed toes.
Found In Hair: Snowball, Maggie, Xmas Money
Famous For: Her marshmallow squares
Other Hair Facts: It resembles a bush (Homer clipper her hair instead of hedge, Maggie thought she found her when it was just a hedge), has been grey since she was a teenager, has been cut off on numerous occasions only to be seen intact in following scenes, falls out when stressed.

Age: 10 | Height: 3 Ft 1
Idol: Krusty The Clown
Enemy: Sideshow Bob
Personality: Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, clever.
Also Known As: El Barto, Rudiger, The "I Didn't Do It" Boy, Cosmos (Superfriends Name)
Past Loves: Laura Powers, Jessica Lovejoy, and Greta Wolfcastle.
Favorite TV Show: The Krusty The Clown Show and The Itchy & Scratchy Show
Least Favorite TV Show: Don't Go There
Mysterious Twins: Hugo, Lester
Near Death Experiences: Tried to jump Springfield Gorge to be like Lance Murdoch, Being thrown from Springfield Dam, Almost killed by Sideshow Bob numerous times, Almost drowned in treasure chest, Willie tried to kill him after destroying his house.
Future Occupations: Struggling Rock Star living with Ralph Wiggum, demolition man.
Famous For: Saying "I Didn't Do It", discovering a comet which was named after him, caught Blink The Three-Eyed Fish, being Mr. Burns' heir, co-anchor on Kidz Newz, saving Krusty from jail, jailing Krusty for an IRS tax fraud, member of boy band Party Posse.

Age: 1 | Height: 2 Ft | First Word: Daddy
Aka: Margaret, Stinky pants, other kid, the rest.
Cost: (according to supermarket) $847.63
Unknown Intelligence: She can drive a car, saved the babies pacifiers at daycare center, untied Bart and Lisa after the babysitter bandit caught them, Can spell E=MC� with alphabet blocks, can write Maggie Simpson on her Etch-A-Sketch, caught a beer bottle at a Hockey match, shot Mr. Burns, saved a drowing Homer from the ocean
Other Stuff: Has wore the same gown since episode 1 but hasn't grown into it, has tried to kill Homer on numerous occasions, will have a child named Maggie Jr. by the year 2010.

Age: 8 | Height: 3 Ft | First Word: Bart
Once Referred To As: Springfield's answer to a question nobody asked.
Idols: Bleeding Gums Murphy, Mr. Largo
Mysterious Twins: Eliza, Lisa Jr.
Obsessions: Ponies, The Corey Hotline
Crushes: Mr. Bergstrom, Nelson, Luke (ranch)
Secret: She once threw up on the dentist.
Famous For: Being Little Miss Springfield, Designing the 'Lisa Lionheart' doll, host of the Kidz Newz show, discovering the mysterious 'angel', her quality babysitting service, Lil' Lisa's recycling plant, sleeping in a giant redwood to prevent it from being cut down, coming second in national spelling bee.