Devil's Beatitudes

Blessed are those who are too tired,busy or disorganized
to meet with fellow Christians on Sundays each week.
Their hearts are not in it!

Blessed are those who enjoy noticing
the mannerisms of clergy and choir.
Their hearts are not in it!

Blessed are those Christians who wait to be
asked and expect to be thanked.
I can use them!

Blessed are the touchy.
With a bit of luck, they may even stop going to church.
They are my missionaries!

Blessed are those who claim to love God at the
same time hate other people.
They're mine forever!

Blessed are the troublemakers.
They shall be called my children!

Blessed are those who have no time to pray.
They're easy prey for me!

Blessed are you when you read this and think it's
about other people and not yourself.
I've got you!

~Author Unknown~

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