| Grandpa: I don't want you to play any of that Dino Spumoni crap! Only the latest and greatest hits! Arnold: Dino Spumoni isn't crap! It just doesn't go with this party. Ned: I think the boys and their friends get to pick the music. Gerald: Play stuff with a beat at first and inter mix it with some slow stuff. Arnold: Good thinking. Gerald: Just set up right here Mr. Nocturnal, the party should get started in just a few hours. Ned: A few hours? Arnold: Yeah. We told you when it started. Lila: Isn't it better to get here early? Ned: I know, but it only takes a minute to set up. <Knocks over system> Whoops . . . Heh . . . Why don't you guys come back later. Arnold: Well, that solves the extra hours problem. Gerald: All right. Come on troops. Let's go to the deli and the bakery to pick up the refreshments. Grandpa: I'll be in the office if you need me. <They go to deli> Arnold: Hey, Mr. Green. Mr. Green: Hey Arnold, Lila, Gerald, Helga. I have your order right here. Arnold: Thanks. Mr. Green: <Hands Arnold and Gerald a couple of meat platters with cheese and crackers and meat> Arnold: Next, to the bakery. Mr. Green: Have a good party! Arnold: You can stop by if you want. Mr. Green: Maybe. Thanks! Helga: <Lifts up cover> Mmm . . . Arnold: No early snacking. Helga: Damn. <They go to bakery> You're so uptight, Arnold. <Goes for Gerald's platter> Gerald: No, party only. Helga: You, too? Grr . . . Arnold: Hey, don't you think I wanna sample, too? Lila: Stop trying to eat the food, Helga! Helga: Stop being such a goody goody, Lila! Arnold: Helga, leave her alone. Lila: Stop being so mean to me! Helga: Stop being so perfect! Lila: You're just jealous! Helga: Of what?! Lila: Of me having Arnold and everyone liking me! Helga: I am not, wench! I broke up with Arnold and I am perfectly happy with Gerald! Lila: Then why are you always picking on me! Helga: Because I pick on people. It's in my nature! Arnold: You pick on her more viciously and often than anyone else! Lila: You only picked on Arnold before because you liked him, so why are you picking on him now?! Helga: I am not picking on him! Am I picking on you Arnold? No! Arnold: Umm, you just said you weren't picking on me and you wanted me to say yes . . . Helga: What the hell? I wanted you to say no, football head! Sheesh! Arnold: I musta misheard you, that's all! Helga: Maybe I should pick on you because you are such a moron! Arnold: Just shuttup, Helga! You weren't like this when I was going out with you! Why did you suddenly revert back to the old self that everyone hated?! Helga: I can't understand how stupid I was to have liked this dense idiot!! You two make me so mad!! See ya!! <Helga stomps off> Gerald: You fools! Look what you've done! Now Helga is gone, and we still need to carry two very large cakes to the house!! Arnold: Why didn't you intervene?! Gerald: I didn't know what to say!! Dammit. Take these home, now. I'll get the cakes by myself. I want you two to settle things with helga. I will not have an angry party. Arnold: Good idea. Come on, Lila. Gerald: <Leaves> Lila: Coming Arnold. Arnold: I just don't get it! What is wrong with her?! Lila: I don't get it either. I bet its because she's jealous of me though. Arnold: Why would she be jealous? She left me, remember? Lila: She was just angry with you at the time, I bet. Arnold: It was more than that. Lila: I bet shes very jealous of me because I have you and she doesnt. She just doesnt want to admit it. Arnold: I think you're barking up the wrong tree, Lila. Lila: Whatever Arnold. Are you calling me a dog? Arnold: No! It's an old saying, you know that. Lila: So? It could have hidden meaning. Arnold: Not when I say it. Lila: You still like Helga, don't you?! That's why you're defending her! |