| Arnold: I'm not defending her! When did I defend her?! Lila: When you said she wasn't jealous! Arnold: That's because I think it's a bit unlikely! I think she's just become a bitch for a different reason! Lila: Why do you think then, smart guy?! Arnold: I don't know yet! Wait, why are we fighting? Lila: Because you're on her side! Arnold: I'm not on her side!!! Lila: Yes, you are!! Arnold: I hate her just as much as you right now! Lila: You still like her! Arnold: I do not still like Helga! Lila: You're just using me to make her jealous! Arnold: What?! That's ridiculous! Lila: No, it's not! If you really loved me, you'd be on my side!! Arnold: I am on your side! And I do love you! Lila: So go tell Helga that!! Right now! Arnold: Then why don't we find her?! Lila: Fine then!! Isn't that what we were suppossed to do in the first place? Arnold: Yes! But you had to sidetrack us by accusing me! Lila: There you go blaming me again!!! Arnold: Again?! What again?! Gerald: <Comes back with cakes and Phoebe> Criminy!! You two haven't even left yet!! Arnold: I was trying to tell Lila we needed to leave but she just wanted to make stupid accusations! Lila: That's it!! Arnold, I'll be at the house. Talk to me when you're ready to apologize! Arnold: When I'm ready?! Gerald: I'm confused. Did you two just have a fight? Arnold: Yes, and it's your girlfriend's fault! Gerald: What!! Man, that's it, I've had enough. Come on Phoebe, we need to set up. Phoebe: Coming Gerald. Gerald: Man, my party better straighten out. Helga and Lila and Arnold are all fighting. Phoebe: I'm sure it'll work out. Gerald: Thanks Phoebe. So . . . I heard you broke up with Arnold. Phoebe: You just heard that now? It was what, a week or two ago? Gerald: No no, I just . . . didn't get to talk to you . . . for a while. Well . . . uh . . . is there anyone you like? Phoebe: No one . . . available. Gerald: Available? Phoebe: Umm, I'd rather not talk about this. Gerald: Are you sure, Pheebs? Come on, you can talk to me. Phoebe: Well, umm . . . <Blushes> Gerald: C'mon! Who is it! I won't tell him! Phoebe: <Thinking> That'd be a bit difficult. Gerald: Lemme guess . . . Park! Phoebe: No! Besides, he's single. Gerald: Peapod Kid? Phoebe: No! Gerald: Oh! Sid?! Phoebe: Are you nuts?! Gerald: Arnold? Phoebe: No, otherwise I wouldn't have broken up with him. Gerald: It's not Eugene . . . is it? Phoebe: Why'd you say it like that? Gerald: Because he is definitely not available. Phoebe: Why? He broke up with Sheena. Not that it matters, it's not him. Gerald: At least . . . to women . . . Phoebe: What's that supposed to mean? Gerald: Nevermind. Then who is it? Will you tell me at the party? Phoebe: Okay. Gerald: Well, we're here. Let's take the cakes to the roof. <Cut to Helga, Arnold, and Lila> Helga: Why'd you people follow me in here? Arnold: Gerald sent us to find you. He wants us all three to apologize so we're not all angry at each other for the party. Helga: Fine, I'm sorry. There now, let's all be happy friends. <Goes to roof> Arnold: Helga, wait! Helga: No! Arnold: Helga! I just want to ask you some questions! Helga: Fine! What?! Arnold: Can I just ask why you're making fun of everyone again, while when you were with me you didnt? Helga; I don't know, it just happened, ok? Maybe I really am a bully. Lila: Yes, you are! Arnold: But why did you stop when you were with me? Lila, please, let's not start again. Helga: Because . . . because maybe your goody two shoes ways rubbed off on me Arnoldo! Arnold: You're lashing out again, Helga. Helga: Don't talk to me like a shrink. Arnold: I'm sorry, but I just want us all to be friends again. I just want this to stop. Lila: Helga will always be a bully. She picked on me even when you two were going out. Helga: Fine, we're friends. See you on the roof. <Goes to roof> Arnold: <Sighs> Dammit, I just want all this fighting to stop. Ned: <Music starts booming> 7:00! PARTY TIME!!!! |