Episode 201: Dissension
Arnold: Know about what? What do we need to know about?
Gerald: Ummm.
Helga: Umm, ehehehe. Well, ummmmm.
Arnold: What's wrong? What's going on?
Phoebe: Gerald! What's going on!
Arnold: What is going on?
Helga: Well, ummm, you see-
Gerald: Phoebe, how sucessful were you in convincing Arnold?
Arnold: What?
Arnold: Why does that matter?
Gerald: Arnold? Do you still like Helga?
Phoebe: GERALD!!!
Phoebe: What's wrong with you?!
Arnold: Yes. Phoebe helped me figure out that it doesn't matter what were
like online. <To Helga> And helped me figure out that I still love you.
Gerald: Oh, shit.
Arnold: What?
Gerald: Helga, I- I can't do it.
Arnold: Do what?
Helga: It was your idea!! I'm not saying it!! I never wanted to!
Gerald: You want this, don't you?!
Arnold: Never wanted to what?! What's going on here?!
Phoebe: What is THIS?!
Helga: I do but... agh!!
Gerald: Arnold, Phoebe...
Arnold: Yeah?
Phoebe: What?
Gerald: I had all intentions of convincing her but, it didn't work out that way.
Helga: <Starts flinching>
Arnold: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: So Helga still doesn't like Arnold?
Arnold: Helga, I love you, and I thought you loved me.
Helga: I don't want to hurt you, Arnold but...
Gerald: I failed to convince her. <Hangs head>
Helga: But there's more.
Phoebe: Gerald, you said this plan was going to work!
Arnold: What more? Would you spit it out already?
Gerald: Look, Phoebe, we can't see each other anymore.
Phoebe: WHAT?! WHY?!
Arnold: Huh?
Phoebe: <Tears up>
Gerald: Helga! Help me!
Helga: <Scrunches eyes shut, clasps hands, whispers> I do NOT want to be here
for this! <Slowly gets louder> This is your fault! I didn't want to come
here. I didn't want to tell them but nooo, you had to drag me over here!
Gerald: You have to be here! It's half your fault!
Phoebe: <Screams> TELL US WHAT?!?!?!
Arnold: What is going on here?!?!
Gerald: We're...
Helga: You tell, I'm not saying anything.
Gerald: We're...
Arnold: What?! Just say it!
Gerald: Dammit!! You're so dense Arnold!! Can't you figure it out?!?! <Grabs
Helga's hand>
Arnold: Oh God!! You didn't!! You're not!! Dammit!! How could you!!
Helga: How could who?! Me or Gerald?
Phoebe: I can't believe you!! <Tears fill eyes. Slaps Gerald and runs off>
Arnold: Both of you!!
Gerald: Dammit!
Helga: Arnold! Can't you see, you're just not the guy you used to be, and
Gerald and I see things the same way!
Gerald: Man! You're my best friend! You should be happy for me!
Arnold: Happy?!?!?!?! You stole my girlfriend!!
Gerald: She wasn't your girlfriend!!!!
Arnold: Right now I want to strangle you, not congratulate you!!
Helga: We broke up, Arnoldo! Quit being so damn possesive!
Arnold: I'm possessive?!
Arnold: You're the one who's possessive!!
Helga: Yes!! Me?! How?!
Gerald: Don't talk about Helga that way Man!
Arnold: Hmm, lessee, when Lila was just trying to tell me how she felt she
was just being nice. I wasnt telling her I liked her, yet you still were
practically down her throat!
Helga: That's cuz you were still mine! You're possesive of me even when we're
apart!!
Arnold: But I was leaving the house to talk to you and reconcile!! I thought
I still loved you and the idiot that I am I thought we could get back
together!
Helga: We were over, Arnold! O-V-E-R!