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Here's some of the quotes that I liked or where funny to me at least. Just thought it be something neat. Different. |
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"You know," Pitt said, "That thing out there sort of reminds me of your girlfriend."
Gunn jumped in. "You mean the one with no boobs?"
"You've seen her?"
"Rave on, envious rabble," Giordino grumbled. "She's mad about me and her father keeps me floating in quality booze."
"Some quality," snorted Pitt. |
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Raise the Titanic |
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Pitt stiffened and tried to look suave and disarming. "J'aimerais une bouteille de martin ray chardonnay."
"Now what's he saying?" demanded Giordino.
Gunn sounded lost. "I think he ordered a bottle of California wine."
"Next, he'll ask to borrow a jar of Grey Poupon mustard," Giordino muttered. |
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Sahara |
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Giordino looked down on the blood seeping through Pitt's pants at the hip. "Did you ever consider painting a bull's-eye on your ass?"
"Why bother?" Pitt retorted with a twinkle in his eyes. "They'd never miss it anyway." |
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Flood Tide |
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Pitt woke slowly, his eyes coming into focuse on the rear of a pair of extra-large whiteshorts, amply filled by Dover, who was bending over a small basin brushing his teeth.
"You've never looked lovelier," Pitt said.
Dover turned around, the toothbrush poised over his bottom left molar. "Huh?"
"I said, Good Morning!" |
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Iceburg |
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