Quotes 2
"Seems you have a lot to know on German automatics," Pitt said. "The safety catch is still on."
    Giordino shrugged and gave Pitt a thin smile. "Kind of looks like Giordino the Kid just won the idiot award of the year. I just plumb forgot about the safety."

                              
The Mediterranean Caper
"How do you respond?"
"Guilty as sin."
A piece of paper and pen were held out by an enormous hand. "Please sign the confession."
    Pitt took the pen and signed the paper against a wall without reading the wording.
    The interrogrator stared at the signature broodingly. "I think you've made a mistake."
    "How so?"
     "Your name is
not Benedict Arnold."
     Pitt snapped his fingers. "By God, you're right. That was last week. This week I'm Millard Fillmore."

                                    
            Cyclops
"Strange you don't look like the devil."
Now the lips smiled. "There are some who would disagree," he knelt and hooked his hands under Shaw's arms. "Here, let me help you up, dad."
"God, how I wish," Shaw murmured irritably. "That people would stop calling me dad."

                                          
    Night Probe!
....He had cursed his helplessness at not being physically able to assist Pitt in fighting off Amaru, but when Sarason unknowingly stepped within reach, Giordino made his move and snagged him.
    He ignored the brutal blows to his head. He looked up at Sarason and spoke in a voice that was thick and deep. "Greetings from hell, butthead."

                                        
       Inca Gold
Twelve guns in the front, an electrified fence at their backs, there was no way out. Pitt could only hope the robot's controllers were wise enough to know he and Giordino presented no harm.
     "Is this a great time to ask them to take us to their leader?" Giordino spoke through a grin that was cold as stone.
      "I wouldn't if I were you," Pitt answered mildly. "They're liable to shoot us for using a bad cliche."

                                                        
Dragon
A strange voice said, "He's coming around."
   "Takes more than three cracked ribs, a brain concussion and a gallon of sea water to do this character in." There was no mistaking this laconic voice.
    "My worst fears," Pitt managed to mutter. "I've gone to hell and met the devil."
     "See how he talks about his best and only friend," said Al Giordino to a doctor in a Naval uniform.

                                                       
Deep Six
Shorter by half, Giordino had to look up into Boudicca's face as if he were staring up at a tall building. The scene became even more ludicrous, because he had to peer up and over Boudicca's bulbous breasts. "There's a homecoming for you," he said drolly.
                                                     
Shock Wave
"Hypotherma?" asked Steiger.
"Profound body heat loss," explained Giordino. "I've know divers who died from it."
"I am not....repeat....am not ready for a coroner's slab." Pitt managed between shivers.

                                
                     Vixen 03
"Miss Kamil is resting comfortably. incidentally, she asked to see you. Something about having dinner together in New York."
"Dinner?" asked Pitt innocently.
"Funny thing," Knight continued. "Just before Dr. Gale surgically repaired the flight attendents torn knee, she mentioned a dinner date with you too."
Pitt had a pure-as-the-driven-snow expression on his face. "I guess they must be hungary."
Giordino rolled his eyes and filted the flask again. "I think I've heard this song before."

                                                         
Treasure
"Compass headings, then loran, the Global Positioning. Next they'll invent a positioning instrument that tells you where the nearest roll of toilet paper is located and how many inches away."
                                                    
Atlantis Found
"Since the waves aren't sloshing over the top, why not rack the hatch and have a look."
"A sound proposal," said Misty. "I'm tired of breathing male body odor."
"You should have said soemthing sooner," said Giordino cavalierly. He held up a bottle of new car odor spray and misted the submersible. "Foul air, be gone."

                                                  
Valhalla Rising
"Let's hope it was a concocted story they hoped would scare off hunters and fisherman." Austin said. "Maybe he actually said Mimes."
   "Now that woud certainly scare me," Zavala replied.

                                                
   Blue Gold
"Did you remember to pack your testicle sock?" Zavala said with a glint in his eyes.
Giordino grinned. "I never leave home without it."

                                                       
Serpent
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