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| U.N. Ambassador? |
| The star of such movies as Tomb Raider, Girl, Interupted, and Gia, who is also an admitted blood drinker and has a rat as a pet (not to mention is letting a horse lick her breasts to the right) was named a |
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| goodwill ambassador to the United Nations. With tears in her eyes she described her experiences with Afghan refugees in Pakistan, but failed to mention how she bought two burial plots to celebrate her first anniversary with her husband, Billy Bob Thornton. |
| Home Improvement Star Happily Married...What The |
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| Taran Noah Smith, better known as Mark Taylor in his eight year stint on the show Home Improvement, got married on April 27th to Heidi Van Pelt, seen to the left. The couple lives happily in Southern California |
| in a farmhouse. Oh yeah, she's 33 and he's 17. "I'm definitely an immature 33-year-old, " says Van Pelt. No shit. Smith met Van Pelt, who is an artist and chef, at a party for TV brother Zachary Ty Bryan...when he was 16. |
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| Barry Bonds may hit 71 Home Runs. Sammy Sosa may break the record for Home Runs in August. The Seattle Mariners may win more |
| games than any other team in history. A Little Leaguer may be 14, and oh, yeah, the Defending World Champions have the second best record in baseball and a five game lead in their division. Quietly, this dynasty is doing it again, another year, and, most likely, another division title...at least. Once again, none of this team's experienced hitters are having an outstanding year, but almost all are having very solid years. One player on this team is having an outstanding year, though. Pitcher |
| Roger Clemens, pictured to the left, is having a career year. He is 17-1 right now, and has a chance of becoming the winningest single season starting pitcher of all-time. His 3.56 ERA and his 176 Strikeouts may |
| not lead the league, but each start, Clemens gets the job done. Manager Joe Torre once said about his Yankee team, "We may not have the greatest players, but we have the greatest team." I couldn't have said it better myself, Joe. |
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| CUSE.tv Survivor |
| Each day a new Syracuse Student will get voted off |
| Just simply IM DanMcCarthy7 with your choice of who to vote off |
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| The Coach gives your choice of not choosing him "two thumbs up" |
| Herrmann asks, "Have you ever voted off a college guy?" |
| This Fred Savage look-a-like hopes to make it far |
| Has this Chairman of the Board slimmed down by walking to Subway or what? |
| Surely wants to get all the Asian votes |
| Will wearing boxers be enough to put him over the top to the next round? |
| The only girl in the competition. Will this help her or hurt her? |
| Actually, this kid does not even go to Syracuse... nevermind, he's gone |
| Porn broke his computer. Will voters decide this is for better or for worse? |
| Will he vote himself off to get back to his hall in Marion? |
| Those Syracuse women never seem to catch him when he's single. Will they take out their anger on him? |
| "Looks like we got some CUSE.tv, Syracuse, Survivor action going on here." |
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