HOW TO GET A THREESOME

Cubisia offers easy steps and workable options to achieve this noblest of dreams...

1. Get a person.
2. Get another person.
3. Add a third person to the first two.
4. Voila!
N.B.This also works with animals, plants and objects.

1. Find three talented musicians or comedians.
2. Give them a name.
3. Book them lots of performances and make sure they get famous.
N.B. This worked really well for the Bee Gees and the Doug Anthony All Stars. The Beatles originally took the concept too far, but Mr. Chapman fixed it up for them around 1980.

1. Find two other people.
2. Have sex with them at the same time.
N.B. This does not work well with plants or objects. It can be a goer with animals, but this is highly illegal.

1. Add two plus one.
2. Try not to think about what a crappy pun that was.

1.Rohypnol.
N.B. This is probably more illegal than the animal idea.

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