So first let�s discuss that cars themselves. All of you know what I am talking about. The world is full of people who drive around in these crappy cars: Honda Civics, Honda Preludes, Acura Integras, Mitsubishi Eclipses, this list could go on and on. The problem is not that these cars suck, which they do, but what these people do to them. They put all this shit on their crappy car to convince themselves and anyone who sees their car that is actually does not totally blow�.they aren�t convincing anyone. They put these ground effects and flashing lights and whatever other �bling-bling� they can buy for under ten bucks and slap it on their car when they should be saving up for an oil change. My personal favorite is when they take the mufflers off or put on fancy new mufflers to make their cars sound cool. I mean everyone has seen it or more likely heard it. I just feel like pulling the person over and saying �Hey dude, your 1989 Honda CRX is not a fucking race car and the muffler system you put on it�s four-cylinder makes it sound like a mutated lawn-mower, so park that POS and get it off the road and stop annoying everyone.�
And then we come to the paint jobs. So many fellow inhabitants of my species so disappoint me when it comes to this. If you are a girl, you can drive a car painted whatever color you want, be it red, orange, pink, purple, green, anything will go. But for men, here is the list: black, gray/silver, dark green, dark blue. That�s it, those are the only options. I see these dudes driving around in these cars that are �blow-your-eyes-out� orange or green and somehow they think that makes them cool��no buddy, you are neither fast nor furious, you are a fucking choad.� And don�t even get me started on maroon cars��.
Everyone should like what I like, it would make the world a better place.
-- Citizen D