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| As some of you may or may not know, my car exploded on me this past week. So I was forced to get a rental car. Luckily I found out at the rental place that I was not going to get stuck driving a Ford Escort, instead I was getting a Chevy Malibu. Now I am no huge fan of a Malibu, but it could have been much worse. So as the Enterprise man and I head to the parking lot, we walk up to my new Malibu and what color is it? Fucking maroon. I hate maroon. Not only do I hate the color, I hate the word too. Its only a couple letters shy of being �moron� and I do not think that is a coincidence. Sit there now and say the word �maroon� about 10 times in a row and just hear how stupid it is. I looked up maroon and a dictionary and here is the description that it gave �A dark reddish brown to dark purplish red.� I have a much better definition for maroon. Maroon is when someone goes to the hardware store and buys a bucket of red paint. They take it home and take a huge crap in it, then they mix it up, that is maroon, shit + red. It is seriously one of the worst colors ever, its not cool enough to be a cool dark color like a black or a grey and its not bright enough to be a vibrant color like red or yellow. It has no place, it just sucks. I do not know why people buy maroon cars or clothes, it just screams of ugly. I hate maroon, I hate people. -- Citizen D |
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