| �Do you know who this is, Neo?� �Sean Connery?� �No.� �Burt Reynolds?� �No. . . listen, it's-� �Oh, is it Ashton Kucher? <Laugh> Am I on Punk'd?� �For christ sakes. . . I'ma kill that motha fuckin� Oracle. . .� <Click> |
| AlmightyGoanna: My guilty musical pleasure is Alanis Morsette. chocolatefan331: yeah i get that chocolatefan331: mine's probably the goo goo dolls AlmightyGoanna: Errehurm. chocolatefan331: was that a judgemental errehurm? AlmightyGoanna: No, no, I was, eh, clearing my uterus. chocolatefan331: don't lie to me woman AlmightyGoanna: Sorry master. . . what should I do to punish myself? chocolatefan331: let's see...flogging, no....the rack, nah...admit that johnny rzeznick is a hot piece of goo goo dolls ass AlmightyGoanna: Well, I can admit that, he is fairly attractive. AlmightyGoanna: Ahem, AlmightyGoanna: Johnny Rezznick is a hot piece of goo goo dolls ass. AlmightyGoanna: To your satisfaction, m'lady? chocolatefan331: alright. I am placated. chocolatefan331: for now AlmightyGoanna: Phew, thank the many incarnations of Shiva the Destroyer. |
| P.S. Mike is hot. PS Laura's hot. P.S. Mike is hot and wears Furby t-shirts P.S. Laura is hot and wears, um, footballs. P.S. Mike is hot and...I want the devil's pants... P.S. Laura is hot, and I could make a really good joke here, but I'll abstain. P.S. Mike is hot and I just can't think of a good joke right now cuz my tummy hurts. So I'll just repeat: I still want the devil's pants. P.S. Laura's hot, and she divirginized me with ninjas. P.S. Mike's hot and could be a ninja in disguise...you never know. P.S. Laura's hot, and if I'm a ninja, I'd like to be told more about my condition. Hurray for ousted Empresses! P.S. Mike's hot and ninjaness doesn't need explanation. It just is. P.S. Laura's hot, and Charlton Heston told me so. P.S. Mike is hot...and planet of the apes is over-rated. P.S. Laura + devil pants + fishnets = uber hot P.S. Mike + fishnets + duct tape + a van = very hot and ninjariffic P.S. Laura's hot, and I haven't worn fishnets since band camp a few years back. P.S. Mike's hot and he used the words fishnets and band camp in the same sentence possibly for the first time in human history. P.S. Laura's hot, whether she's happy or sad. P.S. Mike's hot and he has AP-ness. P.S. Laura's hot, and she makes jokes that Ray Romano can suck on. P.S. Mike is hot and could be the key to restoring balance to the force. P.S. Laura's hot, and the security guard apparently thought so as well, so there's no denying it anymore. If you ever did deny it, which I don't recall you doing, but the 'no denying it' part sounded good on the end. P.S. Mike is hot and can often be seen frolicking through the meadows in a pair of fishnets with Kermit the frog. |
| Mike's snazzy and quite quotable, so here's a page o'Mikeness. Sorry for its haphazard condition, but I'm a slob....anyway, enjoy. |
| �Life is so fleeting!��Mike at improv (an abbreviated Planet of the Apes) � �Planet of the apes is grossly overrated!� �So is the Matrix!� �Charlton Heston is cute!�� �Mike and Noah playing Half-life (with Planet of the Apes, as mentioned above) �Aslan, we will sacrafice you on this altar and then something will happen that makes no sense.��Mike (Film and Theater Styles�Narnia) �You can cuddle with me if you want to.��Mike to John �Owen Wilson, what the dillyo? How's he the 'highest man in the world'? It should have been given to Jerry Falwell. There's a stoner if I've ever seen one.��Mike �If that was good, then I'm a swedish milkmaiden with a nasty speed habit and a penchant for orange suede clogs.��Mike |
| I'll leave extra space because I expect continued hilarity from Mike for many years to come. Much love to you, Mike, you silly man. |
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