Virtual Projects

**DISCLAIMER** The content within may contain some images or text that are traumatic for persons under 18. I recommend that any person be at least 13 before viewing, but for the sake of legality, it is 18. Or at least your fake ID has to say so.

The projects within are all original and I probably came up with the idea because I saw something crazy for inspiration. View at your own risk.

The Sim Project - This is a little evaluation of a few Sim characters from the 3D game "The Sims." The characters are all designed by me and the photos and captions are original. The characters were based on real-life people, I just won't say who. So take a look if you want to see a dumb-ass light his entire back yard on fire and then proceed to run around in circles like a bitch.

The Adventures of Dick and Jane - Remember those Learn-to-Read booklets in first grade? I didn't think you would. After all, that was about thirty thousand bowls ago. But I felt bad for children now, so this is the revised version to show first graders everywhere how the world really works.

*COMING SOON* The Crazy Capers of Fiery Marine Accident Man - The inspiration: A cart-full of twenty-five-cent toy bath boats at Wal-Mart. In this series, Fiery Marine Accident Man finds himself in a dilly of a pickle as his boat automatically engages in a small naval battle on the calm icy waters of Funk Lake. Who will save him? Could it be Lopsided Baby-face Man? These wannabe superheroes will find out that boating on an open lake is not what it's cracked up to be.

The Policies and Regulations - Every site has them. These are mine. They also become useful in everyday life.

© 2003 by John Paul Drummond

Last Updated: Sunday, 11/28/2004 11:16 AM