my life

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umm.... I was bored one day, so i decided to make my own website :) i think it is cool so back off all you people with important stuff to do. I want everyone to know that i am so bored right now. if you have any suggestions for what I should say here instead of taking up worthless space on the net.

joke time!

>United Airlines
>FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our
>Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at United Airlines we'd
>like to thank you for flying with us today and please be very careful
>as you open the overhead bins as you may be killed by falling
>luggage that shifted during our so called "touch down."

cool stuff to do right now:
   1. try to lick your elbow
   2. tell someone else to lick their elbow
   3. play Halo2 (its da bomb)
   4. make up your own funny phrases!
   5. keep reading my website
   6. see where the heck you can make your computer make the sound of the yeti :)
   7. see how small you can fold a piece of paper
   8. figure out how many postage stamps you can fit on your walls
   9. put postage stamps on your wall
10. see how realistic you can draw a rock (its really hard)

my funny phrases:

slow down this is a neighborhood
    -bob marley

slow down killa!
    -kid who lives on a rock

yello?
    -best way to answer the phone

how do!
    - my uncle

the ultimate dr. schools rhyme:
   im jellin like a yellin fellon sellin smellin mellon to majellin whos smellin!!!

      by me!

congratulations!!! you actually read my pointless website now go find something else to do ;)