| This is the Crystalline Wondercow. If thou dost want to enter...eth into the above-stated happiness of the great shiny TRANSLUCENT bovine, click the Crystalline Wondercow and hold on to your socks. You also agree to give up to the Cow Federation, consisting of Voksnel, Cheezy_Goodness, and Sisyphus, all of the following items: Spam, your monkey-print boxers, your family's collection of elephant stamps, Spam, the tappy thing from a telegraph, YOUR PANTS, low-fat Spam (for C_G), the decapitated head of a northwest Canadian lime-green-backed hippopotomas moose, a small fragment of space dust found just south of the asteroid belt hurtling northeast towards Lithoania at a constant velocity of 9.38435296846 mi/s tomorrow, your entire collection of toe jam and/or bellybutton lint, new Spam with blueberries, and your soul. |
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