Hello kiddies! Boys and ghouls, mummies and deadies! Your old buddy the Constant Writer has stepped out for a cheeseburger break (Jack in the Crack, I believe, hee-hee!), leaving me in charge.
He might try claiming credit, but he's telling a great big fib! These are my stories! From my vault of horror, thirteen nasty nuggets, to add a little dyspepsia to your day. A bakers dozen of reality gone out to lunch, and the denizens of the dark coming out to play.
Happy nightmares, kiddies! Don't let the bogeyman bite! Read these stories if you dare! And as I bid you adieu, let me just say, 'Goodnight, whatever you are!' Hee-hee-hee!
-The Crypt Keeper
aka 'the Muse'
P. s. - This is your constant author. I wanted to mention that each story has n exposition, talking about where the idea came from. And it was Dicks, so ttthhhhhbbt!
-B-Buck