Courting Styles
THE VARSITY DUDE
Opening line:
"You know what, every time you watch me play, I feel so inspired "
His game plan:
He's gonna wink at you or point at you whenever he scores
First move:
He'll give you free tickets to his games
First gift:
His team jacket
First date:
He's gonna take you to a UAAP game between ATENEO and BARANGKA HIGH SCHOOL
Phone habit(s):
He always talks about his great heroic game and saving shots
Visiting hours:
Whenever he doesn't have practice or immediately after practice
Courting endurance:
Really depends on how long the off-season is
How he will propose:
After a game and winning the MVP award, he'll ask you to be his girlfriend
THE COMPUTER KID
Opening line:
=85.Hi!!!=85..ASL
His game plan:
He's gonna give you all the anti-nuking devices to keep you protected!
First move:
He'll give you a cyber flower
First gift:
New software especially made for you
First date:
He's gonna take you to Cyber CafE and you're gonna chat and surf together
Phone habit(s):
He always talks about computer jargons, you never understand them though
Visiting hours:
Whenever your computer breaks down, he'll be there!
Courting endurance:
It really depends on how much more free Internet hours he has left
How he will propose:
He's gonna ask you over one of the chat channels
THE GEEK FREAK
Opening line:
"Hey groovy chick!!"
His game plan:
He's gonna do all your homework until you realize his importance
First move:
He's gonna do all your reports and term papers
First gift:
A book on Chemistry made easy starring Big Bird and Pong Pagong
First date:
He's gonna take you to a very silent place the library
Phone habit(s):
He always tries to review you for upcoming tests and quizzes
Visiting hours:
Everytime you have work that requires him to go to your house
Courting endurance:
As long as you need someone to do your school load
How he will propose:
He's gonna ask you in between the book shelves in the library
THE TXT M8
Opening line:
A text quote with 'gud am' 'tc' or 'i luv u'
His game plan:
He's gonna send you text quotes everyday until he runs out of credits
First move:
He's gonna ask what ringtone you have.
First gift:
Credits! For you to text him, of course.
First date:
Greenhills to enhance your handyphones!
Phone habit(s):
Missed call lang ng missed call. He never waits for you to pick up coz
sayang credits.
Visiting hours:
Everytime you text him.
Courting endurance:
As long as he has credits.
How he will propose:
I thnk u r d 1 4 me. Cud u b my gf? pls?
THE RITCH BITCH
Opening line:
"So whatta you want?" (flips the wallet open with all the dangling credit cards)
His game plan:
He's gonna give you anything money can buy
First move:
He'll take you for a joy ride in his two-seater roadster
First gift:
Anything with a price tag not lower than 10,000
First date:
He's gonna take you in his yacht for a cruise
Phone habit(s):
He keeps on asking if there's anything you need, and he means ANYTHING
Visiting hours:
whenever you're available
Courting endurance:
usually lasts long enough for you to be as rich as this bitch
How he will propose:
He'll rent TIME SQUARE and propose through the big screen
MR. SMOOTH
Opening line:
Usually he'll call the girl and make her "bola"
His game plan:
He'll be friends with you first and then he'll go for the kill afterwards
First move:
He'll be callin' you ever night to try to be as close to you as possible
First gift:
He'll give you roses or a teddy bear
First date:
He's gonna take you for a stroll at the mall
Phone habit(s):
He always makes you "bola"
Visiting hours:
Whenever he can think of an excuse to go to your place
Courting endurance:
As long as he doesn't get that famous line "..let's be friends na lang"
How he will propose:
Over the phone (around midnight in most cases)
THE HEADBANGER
Opening line:
"Pank's nat ded!!"
His game plan:
He's gonna keep on asking you to watch his gigs
First move:
He,ll give you tickets just for you to watch his gigs
First gift:
Some heavy metal CD you can't seem to appreciate
First date:
He's gonna take you to Club Dredd
Phone habit(s):
He keeps on playing the guitar over the phone, heavy metal stuff of course!
Visiting hours:
Everytime he doesn't have a gig
Courting endurance:
As long as you don't say No!
How he will propose:
He's gonna dedicate this song to you and propose afterwards
THE PLAYBOY
Opening line:
"You're my one and only."
His game plan:
As far as he's concerned, you're just one of his many options
First move:
He's gonna call you EVERY OTHER NIGHT (guess who he calls on those other nights?!?!?)
First gift:
A Parker pen, the ones that can be bought in packs (guess where the other pens went?!)
First date:
He's gonna take you to a place where he's sure that he can't be spotted by his other girls...someplace like McDonalds, Laguna
Phone habit(s):
He calls you every other night (you should know by now who he talks to those other nights!!)
Visiting hours:
Every other day (I wonder why?!?)
Courting endurance:
As long as he gets away with it
How he will propose:
Like how he asks every other girl...Can you be my girlfriend??"
THE FLASH
Opening line:
"Will you be my girlfriend?"
His game plan:
He'll ask you as soon as possible
First move:
He's gonna ask you
First gift:
Oh yah, while he's asking you he's gonna give you roses
First date:
(You have to give him an answer first before he takes you out)
Phone habit(s):
(You never really never got to talk to him. He is so god damn fast!!)
Visiting hours:
The only time he's gonna visit is when he's gonna ask you
Courting endurance:
Depends whether you say yes or no
How he will propose:
refer to opening line
THE SQH2O
Opening line:
"I CRUSH YOU" (what he means is, he likes you very much!)
His game plan:
He's gonna collect coins so he can call you from the payphone
First move:
He's gonna follow you around like some goon and then his gonna pick your pocket to get info about you.
First gift:
He's gonna give you a pirated tape of the Streetboys latest album with the special participation of Aiza Seguerra
First date:
He's gonna take you to Ever Gotesco Commonwealth to watch a tagalog movie
Phone habit(s):
He tries to make you bola by comparing you to Sabrina M. and Nora Aunor
Visiting hours:
As long as the jeepneys are not on strike
Courting endurance:
As long as "He Crushes You.."
How he will propose:
I lab u, puwede ba kitang maging syota?!?!"
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