December 2005

12/23/05 @ 12:25AM
HAPPY WINTEREENMAS!!! I got my Seasonal Decorative Cone-Shaped Display and Non Denominational Holiday Season Cheer! BRING ON THE PAIN!!!

ok, so i went a little crazy there, but yea, X-MAS is like 2 days away (or 1, or hours, WHATEVER YOU COMMUNIST BASTARD!!!) i have spent 2 hours shopping, bout 2 gifts, and im done. thank god i got an older sister. next year im doing all my shopping online. but in my exploits, i picked up Serenity on DVD and the Zombie Survival guide. dont look at me like that, i was gonna buy them whether it was xmas or not, im just L337 like that. besides im a Firefly fan and...wait..why am i explaining it to you 3 people. i got 15 hits this whole month. man am i failing as a web...guy.

as you can see i dont get a lot of traffic anymore, but ooh well. moving on. I just had a conversation with alex about random crap and it came up about the 4ht demintion and how i can kill him in the past and he would not exist.

as you can see i am the master of physics, FEAR ME!!!. ok, more crap, i made a new photoshop rendition of a new movie taht is bound to slaughter one of my favorite games. I give you, HITMAN starring Vin Diesel

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ok, in gaming news, i beat Call of Duty 2 in like 7 hours total. pretty good game, some complaints though. dont really care for the regenerating health, played too much like HALO. but then again i dont really like the bar health style either. i guess im just picky, or then again i like realism. some day they'll get it right. or i might (im wokrin on a new mod, its shrouded with secrecy, though i told gnome and stan about it) also, what pisses me off the most about this game is that its supposed to be a squad shooter, or at least team based. the frikkin tag line is "No One Fights Alone!" but the fact is, you DO fight alone, A LOT. hell most of the time i felt like Bruce Willis taking down the German War Machine. The friendly AI will NOT advance unless your like 50 yards ahead of them, causing you to clear out houses, trenches, bunkers, hallowed out trees, little Hobbit villages, MG42 nests, and backyards by yourself. causing much frustration. i even sat there and watched my allies hide behind cover while i was out in the open with nothing around. they simply wont advance, making me angry and quite possibly a little crazy. but you already knew that.

The Incredible Etible Internet

Real Life Zombies
Grood Essays
Lost in Translation
Watch TV from around the World (Iraq is interesting)
Game Controller Family Tree
Top 15 (Fake) Richest People
Charlie the Unicorn (HILARIOUS!!!)
The Last Unicorn
Banned XBOX 360 Commercial *Direct Link*
DONT MESS WITH CHUCK NORRIS!!
Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot
Dancin' Breakfast
He-Man Sings
Poor Programming Humor (for Geeks Only)
Texas Shootout
How The World Will End
Virtual Windows
A Great Family Movie
The Man's Rock Paper Scissors
The CRAZY Man's Rock Paper Scissors
Rock Paper Sadaam (eh, kinda funny)
Dr. Claw's Face (Inspector Gadget)
Online TRON Game
50. Cal VS. Katana
Hitler Music Video? (what kind of world do we live in?)
MARINES!!! HOORAH!!!!
Grood Old Coutner-Strike
Missile Takes Out A Sniper
Video Editing
Elephant Vs Lions
See, IRAQ Does Love Us
East Coast Saints
Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop!!
Ok, that took like 30 minutes to put all those links up. im tired and Conan is gettin ready to come on. Later all

-Doug

12/16/05 @ 5:39PM
Quick update. I know its been about a month, i gots me some excuses though: 1. Finals...tehy just plain suk. 2. My Hard Drive crashed, leavin me without a computer for a while. but thats all fixed now. got a new WD 320 GB HD (catch all that?) alrighty then. Also, i dont have a lot of stupid crap for you all cuz all that was lost when i fired my otehr HD. i COULD recover it, but that would involve me taking apart my computer and hookin up another HD and possibly blue screenin, which would make me sad. that and im lazy

Alright, so im back home in lemoore. gonna be here for about a month (I go back the second week on January. dont know the date cuz that would mean i have to move my mouse 4 inches to loook at the calander at teh bottom of my screen.) well since ive been home, (going on a week now) I've had 2 LANs. its been EXTREME!! WOOO!!!! ok, im done with that. but yea, had a Gigafrag and one at my house 2 days later. at said Giga i got about 30 gigs of crap to keep me happy. among that was Call of Duty 2, which im almost done playing. FEAR, which is supposed to be really grood. Quake 4, which i still rock at (except that friggin hour and 10 minute game we played at 4AM at the weds/thurs LAN) Also got some media to keep me happy as well. Firefly extras from the DVD, Farenhype 9/11 (DAMN YOU MICHAEL MOORE YOU FAT COMMUNIST BASTARD!!!) etc. etc.

Ok, now if anyone is still reading this, well good for you. i dont really have anything else to talk about, so im just gonna post some random crap like i usually do. but keep in mind this is only a small protion of it seeing as how i have to recover my old HD.

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I LOVE Paintball!!

Your The Man Now Dog Pages I Like
88 MPH!!
Conan O'Brian!!
SNL on NES!!!
the Pi Song

Universally Loved YTMND Pages (Just look at them)
MADNESS!!!
A Chewbaca Christmas

L337 X-M4S *Direct Link*

now wasnt that silly? as you can see i have no life. either that or i am certifiably insane. ok so im pretty much done now. one last thing Serenity comes out Tuesday on DVD. I COMMAND EVERYONE TO BUY IT!!! oh and one more last thing. Spike TV sux, and MTV should burn in hell (re: Spike TV: Video Game Awards, Ultimate Gamer, every G4 show ever made except Icons and old XPLAY episodes) for those unfamiliar with my opinions I HATE MTV, the new Spike TV, and G4. They all suck and should be blown up with grenades....Doug Style (inside joke)
-Doug

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