March 2006



3/22/06 @ 3:03PM
Well it appears that i cannot program HTML. in the links section every links i posted last time had the tag "targer" instead of "target" causing them all to open in the same window. that has been fixed and i have updated it with some new stuff (i went crazy on youtube today). oh yea, picked up Oblivion yesterday (well last night) and spent about an hour last night playing (when i shoudl have been sleepin cuz i had a final this morning) looks awsome, cant wait to play some more.

oh yea, i read the press release about the new Battlfield game: Battlefield 2142, whats with EA and the number 2? BF1942, BF2, BF2142? so its 200 years after WW2, hurrray, and everyone has mechs, hurray! only its still runnin on the BF2 engine, so there are no improvements. still 64 player cap on servers. but wait...a "new" commander role and the ability to unlock weapons and awards? wow, real original EA. i predict that this will go the way of BF Vietnam, everyone will still be playing BF2 when they release this new one (in the Fall 06 apparantly)and it wont do as well. now i think its an awsome idea, i LOVE Mechs. but i think they should wait a while and make the engine better. I WANT DESTRUCTABLE ENVIRONMENTS!!! plus it says there are only 2 factions? what is that? you need at least 3 factions for it to be cool, or else its the same battle over and over and over again. bastards.
PlanetBattlefield BF2142 Press Release
Battlefield 2142 Trailer

ok im done, back to the grind.

-Doug

3/20/06 @ 6:02PM
on second thought i have a few more things to say.
Number 1: I Beat F.E.A.R. Good Game, probably the best and most enjoyable since Half-Life 1. Why? because of this scary little girl who made it so that i now have to sleep with the lights on. bastards

Number 2: in case you havent talken to Alex in the past 3 months or been on any game site lately. Oblivion is out. GO GET IT!!! NOW!!! WHY ARENT YOU GETTING IT NOW!!! STOP READING THIS AND GO GET IT!!!

Number 3: New season of Prison Break comes on tonight. watch it and be amazed (they'll get out eventually).

Number 4: Saw V for Vendetta yesterday. pretty good movie, just wish the mask wasnt so goofy lookin. (that and the political references were killing me. it hurt, really. i have a scar. wanna see?)

ok NOW im done. go waste time in the Links section
-Doug

3/20/06 @ 5:52PM
Holy Frikkin Crap! An Update! WOOHOOO!!! i ahve been very busy indeed, you know, with contract killings and working as a full time pimp, there aint a lot of time for updating a webpage. GOTCHA!!! i actualy have no life and i am also very lazy.

somehow, my page has been gettin a lot of hits in the past couple days? dont know why, i havnt updated. but cool, thanks, you guys rock!

also, i checked my Google Ad thingy. since November 14, 2005 to right now, 458 Ads have been shown and 2 have been clicked on. earning me a total of 16 cents. hell i might as well retire with my vast wealth. when i redisign my site ill probably remove them, but for now theyr'e staying there (that and im lazy)

Also, i have conquered a new form of modding. MODELING!!!! (ok so not quite conquered but i now have a better understanding of it) now behold the first model Doug has ever created (that actually worked) for Call of Duty! The Scary Monkey Cylander Thingy (you also get to see bits of my new map "Complex")

Scary Monkey Cylander in game


SMC as a weapon (replaces Carbine)


The Scary Monkey Texture


Just for shits and giggles i tried to put it in COD2, apparantly the fileformat is not right so it used a default missing model..model, looks naughty to me

Well i think thats about it for this round. for all those in good old Lemoore ill be home Friday, so look out! i have anger issues and college physics has tought me things that i shouldnt know (like how much tension a rope needs before it break and you die...the end)
-Doug

3/09/06 @ 9:26PM
Woohoo new update. not a lot to say. hmmm. 2 weeks and ill be back home, sitting on my butt. oh yea, and a shout out to Jeanette, who is now subject to suffering through my shitty posts and random crap. as for the rest of you (all 2 of you) well, we all know why your here.

wow, i dont even think that qualifies as a paragraph. me talk grood american? ok. so i fixed some of the links in the links (ROFFLEMOW) section. now each link will open in a new window. EVERY TIME!!! OH EM GEE (omg)!! changed the target link from "new" to "_blank". so jeff, have at it stealing code...ya bastard.

in geek news, i am constantly reminded by Alex (Fokus) that "OBLIVION IS COMMIN OUT IN (insert exact time here)!!!"
[16:50] fokus_24: 10 days 13 hours and 10 minutes is the offical count
[16:57] fokus_24: http://files.filefront.com/ Elder+Scrolls+IV+Oblivion+Chapter+1+E3+Demo+Video/
[16:58] crusty713: damnit
[16:58] fokus_24: if you dont watch this your computer will explode
[16:58] fokus_24: then eat you
[16:58] crusty713: oh oh oh
[16:58] crusty713: i like theses challenges
[16:58] fokus_24: in that order
[16:58] crusty713: its like my email inboz all over again
[16:58] fokus_24: lol
[16:58] fokus_24: execpt these threats are real
[16:59] crusty713: nope
[16:59] fokus_24: WATCH IT
[16:59] fokus_24: this is not an option
[16:59] crusty713: i have girl scout cookies on my side
[16:59] fokus_24: if you do not watch this, then we have a problem
[16:59] crusty713: you cannot contest with GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!!!
[16:59] fokus_24: THEY LIE
[17:00] fokus_24: the girl scouts are a cult on par with the waco masacurs
he then proceeds to rant about the girl scouts and how they're a cult. which makes sense. fattening me up.

i thought that was funny to post. but yea. ok so i managed to open up a port on my router and got a Vent server running..occationally. now all i need it the rest of the crew to get up and running for whatever reason they have:
Crusty(me) - ready and kicks ass like a lawnmower mows grass...yo
Fokus - Needs to reinsatall BF2 but is lazy
Urban_Ninja - same as above but refuses to download Vent cuz hes lazy (possibly pr0n?)
Gnome - for some reason doesnt have a computer cuz hes building another one? (pr0n is probably a factor here too)

there, now that everyone hates me i can turn to otehr matters, MOVIE matters.
New X-Men 3 trailer is out...somwhere. not posting it here cuz im lazy. but i will say it looks SICK. problem is..err. problems. A) no Night crawler. i have heard 2 reasons for this: 1) the guy didnt like the makeup (wuss) and 2) the directors thought the audience would be confused with THREE characters that are blue. ok, once again i have lost all faith in humanity. bastards. and B) Jubilee (one of the crappiest X-Men ever. i mean she shot sparks from her hands. BE CAREFUL!! She might blind you if she gets point blank at you!!) is played by an asian girl. This asian girl. now i have no problems with Asians, infact they are pretty cool (Jackie Chan)but Jubilee was the epitimy of an American bubbly teenage girl (hell she was always chewing bubble gum and wanting chillie fries from the mall) oh well, they dont even have Gambit so they can all go to hell. BUT!! they DO have the Juggernaught!! BITCH!!! (check the Links section to get taht one)
The other movie i cant wait for what is it?
They Call Me Bruce - starring one of my heros...Bruce Campbell! HAIL TO THE KING BABY!! it says that he is mistaken for Ash (HELL YEA!!) and must save a small town in Oregon. Im sure it will kick ass.

hmm... what else is there to talk about? since im so badass at updateing (once every 4 weeks.) ok screw it im done.
-Doug



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