I'm 71 years old, my height is 4'2, and I weigh 590 pounds. I spend most of my day watching king of the hill, eating dough flavoured pie, and rebelling against society. I have a pet badger that I let rummage around the living room floor and eat scraps, so far he's
190 pounds. I usually throw books at him when he pisses me off. I live in a cardboard box, so when i said living room i really meant back alley. I smell strongly of pee , and if you see me on the street don't be afraid to ask for my autograph for the low price of $9.95.
peace out my homie J's |
