MOVIE: Two convicts, one a mad scientist, the other a hunch-back escape from their ultra minimum security prison (the place only has one gaurd, and crumbles like a cookie when it's struck by lightning) only to kill the propriator of a freakshow and steal his identity. Through their misadventures they encounter Dracula, the Wolfman, the Frankenstein Monster, and a Gypsy. The hunch-back falls in love with the Gypsy, but the Gypsy has her eyes on the Wolfman. It plays like a bad soap opera in black and white. Meanwhile the mad scientist promises everyone brand new bodies, and new brains (which sounds like a scam when you think about it). Anyway, all of the main characters die painful deaths and the movie ends... no really that's what happens!
Intro: Jay finishes fixing the bots, and asks them how they were damaged, and why they were in so many pieces. The bots seem more interested in describing what it feels like to be blown up.
Segment One: Jay and the bots go through the Space Survival Stuff that Clyde Forrester sent them. Great stuff like a sock with a hole in it, a chess set with no pieces, and a tape with all the episodes of The Nanny on it.
Segment Two: Tom Servo makes his own freak-show like in the film. But it needs some work, so Jay helps out and scares the crap out of the bots.
Segment Three: Crow is the Crow-cadile hunter and probably says crickey more than it should ever be said.
Segment Four: Jay invents the Terriformometertron, a device that gives people new bodies. Crow becomes the subject, and gets fried causing Tom to almost vomit.
Segment Five: Jay is happy that he hasn't gone crazy, when Crow says: "You can't make someone crazy when they already are." Jay threatens to kill Crow, and everyone has a good laugh. Clyde is ever hopeful that he'll rule the world.
Stinger: "My name is Lampini!"
REFLECTIONS: Coming Soon