Steen: ew. clean that shit up.
Eric: i don't know how to clean it up...got no more brian
brain either
going home to iron clothes...TO THE MAX!!!!!
and going home to eat
and going home 'cus I gotta do some work on that guitar i mutilated
and going home so i don't get sidetracked by AIM every two seconds trying to do work
P.S. if u see CaptainDoomFace sign on, IM him and tell him he went home so he wouldn't get on AIM
that is all
honest -Jeff's away message
"Well maybe he's making himself all pretty for you!!" -Don
"So it wouldn't be a booty call it would be a booty knock!!" -Lauren M
Crispy1440: *giggles* problem from my math book: "Brian is trying to make money to help pay for college by selling hot dogs from a hot-dog cart at the coliseum during major performances and ball games."
i'd be lying if i said i hadn't thought about it -Brian's profile
*upon Steen's away message stating that she is at Roy Rogers*
roy rogers' corpse is now your best friend
bring me some fried roy ass, bitch!
i mean, chicken! -Brian
Lit and Literacy to read little kids books, geography to find out what nationality my prof is, ling discussion to try and interpret thenotes I'll get frommy foreign TA...back around 2... -KellyRay's away message
"Don't wear a fro for a day.." -Eric
"Do we have to keep it like a fuckin Pathmark in here?! Dim the lights!!" -Dennis, upon walking out of Sara's and my room at 3 am
Steen: "I like boys"
Sara: "EWWWWWWWW!!"
Lauren: so is everything kosher?
Steen: yup. no pork whatsoever.
Steen: don't kill anyone
3 WORDS!
Brian: 3.5 don't is a contraction
i suck at keeping flowers alive. on a more optimistic note, i'm great at killing them! -Kim's profile
Melessia: "Can you clock us in?"
Jackie: "Why y'all late?"
Melessia: "Because we didn't want to be early"
"Who's grandfather did you hijack to get that car?!" -guy in Deli to Steen
"No, I don't want another Cheeto. Some of us want abs over the summer and are not stick-thin and have a great metabolism. *drinks beer* Plus, some of us get our carbs in other ways" -Dennis
"In the beginning of the year, it's like, 'Wow, Dennis, you're drunk.' And now it's like, 'Wow, Dennis, you're sober!'" -Eric
"That's just what I am, one big pussy" -Rob
"If I go all in, I'll be exactly at zero" -Eric
*the agression of India has been pushed back by forces in the Middle East*
Rob: "One billion people and you can't even take the fucking desert. Where's your Buddha now?? Bitch!!!!"
Rick: "Actually dude, they're Hindu"
Rob: "I don't give a shit!!"
*upon Rob talking about always stepping over the line*
"Are you ever on the other side of the line?!?" -Sara
i like the sound of that
jesus christ lauren...
lol -Lauren
*upon UD having a Support Gay Marriage thing*
Christine: "So did you get married today?"
Don: "No. There weren't any cute boys"
*sings* "Casey's mom has got it going on..." -Steen and Lauren M (gotta luv those parodies)
*upon walking to Steen's car when it's on the roof of the garage and Steen seeing a spot inside*
Steen: "Guys! Run! Someone stand in that spot!!"
*Eric and Nolan stop walking and stand in parking spot on roof*
Steen: "...NOT THAT SPOT! Nevermind...C'mon..."
"I have been reading children's handwriting for many years. But we have a problem. I can't read some of yours..." -Mrs. Szegda (one of our teachers)
"Rob lives across the fuckin line!!" -Sara
"Why don't you go get high off your shirt, Rob" -Eric
"I'll come back smelling not like weed" -Rob
*upon deciding what mood she's in for her LJ*
"I'm giggly!" -Sara