"I hate pony books!!" -Erin M
*upon his aim profile having a black background and white font*
This is my profile
it's very black
except where i typed shit
there it's kinda 'a light grey -Jeff's profile
what am i doing today you ask?
well thanks for asking
i'm wasting 8 hours of my day at work.
well, technically not 'wasting' it because i am getting paid a small amount of money...but it feels like i'm wasting my time regardless of the fact that i'm being paid.
so um...i'm at work.
back after 9 unless someone/thing diverts me away from home -Brian's away message
i was looking through the peephole
and i tried to steal dennis's but it wouldn't come out -Blayze
Lauren: "We'll just be having a lot of cookouts this summer"
Steen: "As in Kristin cooking and we get drunk off our ass?"
Lauren: "No - as in people!"
Eric: "I've been going to hell for a long time now"
Steen: "You're past hell and going to purgatory!"
Eric: "No way, I'd rather be satan's bitch!!"
*upon typing the 2nd Amendment*
"...have the right to bare arms...I have arms...and I bare them" -Sara
"Ok...listen to this...'Young children make charts showing the number of eyes for different numbers of kids.' Now, don't get me wrong...but I thought all kids ahd 2 eyes" -Steen, talking about her math text
this text was made in mars -Eric
"You better duck...massive papercuts..." -Sara, to Christine, as her printer spat paper out
"I will only go to Happy Harry's if Don is working!!!" -Lauren
*Erin M interrupts Lauren M*
Lauren M: "Will you let me tell my story?! What you said made no sense to those people!!"
Erin M: "Oh!"
(gotta luv sibling rivalry)
"I got the ball!!" "I got a racket!!" -"special" Eric
Nolan: "What, are we in 6th grade?"
Sara: "No, she's in 5th!!!" (talking about Christine)
"Look at that back - it's her back that makes the video" -Jesse, talking about the Maroon 5 video
"Bring back the porn!!" -Jesse
"...You wanna get knocked up? What? ...It's like PRODUCE!!!" -Jesse
"Who cut the cheese? Oh wait, that was me" -Lauren
"Hey, I don't spell German" -Steen
*On not yet achieving her PhD in Beastiality*
"I need to expand my horizons...I mean really expand my horizon" -Kristin
"Something hit my leg. And the guy kept wacking on." -Lauren
"She hit the red button of doom" -Brian
"He's been suckin that shit all night" -Kristin
mmm. food.
mmm. weird.
mmm. hall. -Brian
"You know how when you drive your hands are supposed to be at 10 and 2? Well, my instructor had us have them at 11:45 and 12:15." -Eric
"I have to blowjob my hair" -what Nolan, Eric, Sara and Rob thought Steen said
Rob: "So would you guys like to top yourselves?"
Steen: "I was gonna ask what flavor but that's just wrong"
*upon standing in front of the 95 North sign*
"Can we get to 95 North from here?" -Eric
*upon talking about getting fast food*
Eric: "Where do ya wanna go?"
Steen: "I dunno...somewhere...fast?"
Rob: "That's what I was thinking..."
"You're walkin pretty fast for someone who's tired" -Eric
Steen: "There's my tank!!"
Eric: *30 seconds later* "Hey, there's your car!"