in your profile
lol
Evan: i was talking about my econ professor
she is hot
Christine: haha
Evan: fine fine, it's your sister
she is thusfar unfuckable
i have 9 days left to change this, lest my goal be all for naught
Kim: too bad it IS for naught
haha funny story...i was riding behind a white ford bronco today with the license plate "OJS RIDE" -Eric
Eric and his friend's state mottos:
New Jersey: "We're so, so sorry"
Delaware: "We make up for our small size in other ways ;)"
-But he likes Christine's the best-
Delaware: "What state is that in?"
man, this whole acting super drunk thing kicks ass!
...it's amazing what people'll tell u when they figure u won't remember anything the next day -Jeff
"Can't I just blow in your face?" *Huhh* -Kimmer
"Gardy's a chinc!!" -Kimmer, in reference to Gardy, the whitest white boy after Brian
"I have a small dick" -Rob, when he meant to say, "I have a short stack" (while playing poker)
Rob: "I finally have a face card! But what do I have?"
Christine: "A small dick apparently"
"Ahaz of...whoa..." -Sara, while reading the New Testament (Matthew)
i wonder what would happen if the mascot fell and broke his ankle or something
then the university would be screwed
fuckin clumsy cock -Eric
Eric: i'm still bitter from the day the mascot molested me
Christine: it molested you?!?!
haha you got touched by a cock
Eric: haha reverse masturbation
i like my jiz with only one z -Eric
"Dammit, Christine, why don't you know the Koran?!" -Sara
*while hearing music coming from Kate's room*
"That sounds like getting it on music" -Christine
"I'll dress up as your friend Shaqueesha" -Brian
"What? Can't a white girl be down with the ghetto?" -Brian
Brian: "How original. It's snowing."
Steen: "To match your whiteness"
*upon Steen trying to get her penguin to take her exams for her and the penguin refusing*
"See, that's why you're so fat, cuz all you do is lay on my bed all day!!" -a very cracked out Steen
my away messages are soooo boring...especially at night...I'm just too tried to think of anything funny...this is as good as I can get...FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY *now you laugh* -KellyRaymond's away message
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I eat people.
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I look at porn. -Mike B's profile
"It's crusty!!" -Lauren
Jen: "What's my work number?"
Joe: "6-6-6-DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE!"
"Turn over and show Brian what you've got!" -Kevin, to Steen
"Everybody's got a little man waiting to come out of them" -Kristin
"It's when all the Stephans get naked and it's just a good time" -Kristn (explaining Family Fun Night)
"Oh I never showed you my penis!!" -Lauren
"I've fucked 3 guys!!" -Diane, said very loudly at Friendly's
haha i'm a smooth rider -Eric
unless u wanna fuck stop lookin at my profile. kthxdie. -Mike B's profile
showerin...trying to get my mis-spelled scandElous tattoo (courtesy of Crispy) off my back -KellyRaymond's away message
"You wanna grab my boob? You can!" -a drunk (surprise!) Dennis to Steen
"I wish that I was Jesse's girl!!!" -KellyRaymond and Steen, singing after seeing Jesse
"Yeah, I was gonna tell them that I didn't want the leis, but then I figured that you would want to get leid" -Sara, to Christine
Christine: "...And his ass...I just..I just want to reach out and grab it!!!!"
Lauren M: "No, you know who had the best-looking ass? Madsin!!"
(gotta luv being a guy teacher in a practically all girl major)