"No!! I don't get it!! Can they understand the baby or not?!?" -Erin M, on Stewie from Family Guy
"I'm waiting for my roommate to call me because I left my key in my room - and I have the spare key!!" -Eryn, (oh, the joys of mid-year room changes)
Steen: "I don't remember what Lauren said was crusty or why I thought it was funny, but it's in the quotebook"
Sara: "I remember her saying it, I just don't remember why - something was crusty."
"Dammit!! I forgot to get dry erase markers! Fuck me!" -Steen
"I've never gotten drunk off this little-much, this little-much..." -Lauren
*Lauren guffaws*
Steen: "What did Kristin say?"
Lauren: "I dunno!!"
"Even I'm drunk and I know that!!" -Lauren
"I'll give you some Jew juice!!" -Dave
"It's the gods pissing in a cup" -Lauren
"Germany is like an orgasm" -Lauren
"The German flag - that's actually all over Germany!" -Lauren
"I can't hold it, it's so heavy!" -Lauren, about a plastic cup
*cat tied to Lauren's arm*
"See my pussy?" -Lauren
"There's way too many boobs around me" -Lauren
Steen: "Well, I already had pizza for lunch, but..." *then in response to being asked what she wanted on her pizza* "cheese"
Lauren: "You had pizza buttcheese?!"
"Haha, you said 'chunk!'" -Brian
Kristin: *after working hard to stuff Lauren's stuffed kitty in a plastic box* "KITTY IN A BOX!!!" *slams it on monitor in front of Brian*
Brian: *jumps back and yells in surprise* "Omigod that's scary!!"
Dave: *tells Steen that she has some kind of disorder*
Steen: "Oh yeah?! Well you're a psychology major, so that's a disorder!"
Dave: "EXACTLY! You have to have a disorder in order to be a psych major!"
"It's like an orgy on the bed" -Brian
"It is not Valentine's Day yet. It's Friday the 13th. And we're drinking to celebrate that" -Lauren
Brian: "Wait...so who's taking me home?"
Kristin: "HI! Me. I'm your sister, remember? I live with you..."
Carl: "Whoa, wait - you two are brother and sister?! How did that happen?"
Brian: "Well, about 23 years ago in 11 days I was born..."
*giggles* "Kristin says that Brian has pixi stix clutched to his bosom!!!" -Lauren
Danni: i'm a good 21 year old
Steen: lol
Danni: i am
i've never done anything wrong
never touched a drop of alcohol
don't do anything with boys
i'm a good little girl
everyone should follow my lead
do EVERYTHING that i do
i don't wear clothes i shouldn't
i cover every part of my body that should be covered
I am a good little Catholic girl
Steen: you know what they say bout those catholic girls
Danni: i pray every night and go to church every sunday
tell me what do they say
Steen: that catholic girls are baaaaaaaaad
Danni: *gasp* we are not
Steen: lol
we are all so sweet and innocent
Danni: yes we are
daddy's little girls...perfect little angels do no wrong
Steen: yes...yes
Danni: god i can't do this anymore lol
You know your roommate is tired of studying when she refers to a papertowel as a "newfangled contraption." -Phoebe's away message (her roommate just happens to be my sister!)
Video: "And what does a lion do when it hides in a corner?"
Erin M: "It DIES!!!!"
Time to practice my yelling skills.
yeah...i'm at work till 9. -Brian's away message
Lauren: i wanna go to dinner!
...not now
but at dinner time!