Parking = $10
Popcorn and Soda = $7.25
Seeing Ed Belfour beaten 3 times in the 1st Period = PRICELESS!!! -Brian's away message
"Well let's think about how many rings the Eagles have - ZERO. And let's think about how many rings the 49ers have - FIVE. That's enough for a whole hand - four fingers AAAND a thumb!" -Brian
"All the pros-ti-tots are out tonight" -Jeff
"Hey, that looks like it's the bus - no, wait, that's a house" -Christine
*Brian insults Kristin*
*Kristin pulls out notebook*
Steen: "Is that the notebook you use to record mean stuff Brian does?"
Kristin: "Yes, when I'm feeling emo"
Brian: "So are ya gonna eat anything?"
Steen: "No, I just came to gaze into your brown eyes - yes I'm getting food!!!"
KellyRaymond: *hops into Kimmer's cold car (full of girls)* "I'm gonna refrain from saying what I was gonna..."
Steen: "Which was..."
KellyRaymond: "Fuck me, I'm cold!!!"
Sara: "This stuff tastes like almond"
KellyRaymond: "That's cuz it is"
"Crispy-dollface-deerhead..." -KellyRaymond, to Steen
KellyRaymond: *mutters gibberish that translates to "What?"*
Steen: "I'm not anyone's mommy"
"I hooked up with your mom" -KellyRaymond
"Now I know how to get free alcohol - stick it down my pants" -KellyRaymond
im drunk tool -typo from Steen to Eric (supposed to be "i'm drunk too")
Erik: i drank marks brother under the table last night
Steen: what's that?
Erik: marks brother eric
Steen: no i said whats that
whats drinking under the table
Erik: i drank more than him
(we were both buzzed/drunk, heehee)
Padua hos on ice. An event any guy should not miss -text from Brian to Steen...he forgot to add "Kid's seats STILL just 5 BUCKS!!!!" ;)
UD opens at 10am! That means that all 9:45 classes are cancelled! There is one class on campus, however, that begins at exactly 10 am. One disgusting, semi-absorbed fetus of a class that was never meant to meet today but will anyway due to pure ass-bastard chance. That class: ECON471. -Evan's away message
*upon watching Saturday Night Live*
Steen: *gasp!* "Al Gore gained weight!"
KellyRaymond: "So?"
Steen: "I didn't know that...he always tells me these things.." (3 guesses as to my uh.."state"...)
***THIS JUST IN***
Phoebe is not studying. don't listen to her. she's LYING! -Kim's away message
I spent 10 mins earlier searching for my pink pants...I knew I had seen them somewhere...then I realized that I had them on... -KellyRaymond's away message
Sara: "I saw Brian's car outside in the lot"
Steen: "Did you recognize his license plate number?..."
Sara: "No. I recognized the hole."
What's up with this sleeping thing anyway? Who needs it?! i got so drunk last night and only got like 3 hours of sleep, had to run to the bus stop and was almost late to class. WOO! -Lauren
i do not do the "starbucks alone" thing -Eric
*upon talking about Evan misunderstanding where to meet my sister*
Christine: where [did you guys fine each other]?
Kim: in front of gore, where we're supposed to meet
as in, i was there
he was walking to me
"I liked it better when they were turned the other way...but I can't help but stare" -Nicole, our hall director, talking about people's butts in the air during Twister
that's nerdMAN to you -Evan, to Christine
"Yeah, I figured I was talking to Evan because my sister knows better than to use big words around me" -Christine