"I splurged and got 2 rolls of toilet paper instead of one" -Robyn
JoAnn: "Call me later?"
Brandon: "Ok"
JoAnn: "Do you have my number?"
Brandon: "Naw"
Jeff: Dude, my emo band's gonna fuckin' rock; all our songs are gonna have breakdowns where the music stops, and the singer starts crying and actually does have a breakdown. Just wait, it's gonna fuckin' rock! Once we catch on, everyone's gonna be a Falling Stars of My Forgotten Grade School fan!! -Jeff's away message
*on first day of winter session*
"It's raining on the first day of classes. Do we expect anything more? No, of course not, it's Delaware" -Sara
Steen: "Lauren wasn't in class today; I wonder where she was..."
Sara: "I thought..."
Steen: "Not my Lauren, my other friend Lauren!"
Sara: "Yeah...I was gonna say...SHE'S IN GERMANY!"
dropping jackie off in bridgeport...back after 10...cell's on.
jackie says: "Jackie is the coolest, smartest, most interesting and fun loving and attractive girl on the planet =D"
i say: "did you forget to mention delusional?" -Eric's away message
Jess is back (YAY i love him), flasks are so IN (YAY alcohol in travel size, I love that!), and there is a drink called Ponce de Leon (YAY my fav explorer and alcohol combined; i LOVE that mixture!!)
in the shower being excited about all that... -KellyRaymond's away message
*in response to Steen's away message of: "i may update the quotepage later, but i need a funny 'last quote'...a cliffhanger if you will, you know, one of those 'stay tuned for the next update...' ones..."*
Jeff: how about..."So I says to the quote page, 'yo page, what you got on tap for your next page??' and it says, "shit foo! I be jivin' it like the hardcore mo'fo' that..." ...and i blew up
bonobos are my favorite primate! -Brian's away message
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYWHOOOOOHOOOOO!! HELL YES! OOH YEAH!!!
class til 4:30, then work til 9
doesn't that excite you too? -Brian's away message
Steen's away message: "my dick in your pussy" is now the phrase that adorns Sara's and my door...how original, drunk assholes, how original...
Brian's response: i know, that's the most unfunny variation of that phrase. i mean, my dick in your ass, my dick in your ear, my dick in your nose...something along those lines would have been much funnier
This message contains characters that IBMs can't display. aww..poor little IBMs. they'll grow up and learn to read someday. -Kristin's away message
so i started up my old computer last night, and i realized something: freshman year i put so much time into my away messages that it was straight up disgusting! what the hell was i thinking??? -Jeff's away message
thanks to spam emailers everywhere, now that i've learned how to 'break walls apart with my HUGE COCK ktuhfj' my love life has improved DRASTICALLY! -Kristin's away message
"That's when Mike did us!!" -KellyRaymond
KellyRaymond: "They told me to stay straight on the ramp and not turn"
*ramp naturally turns*
KellyRaymond: "I'M TURNING, I'M TURNING!!"
Jeff: (sorry, had to go over the line at some point)
Christine: lol
________
jeff
Jeff: _______________________
mine's bigger
Christine: size doesn't matter
Jeff: u know who say stuff like that??
people with small lines
Steen: ...or else i will kick your ass and beat you with your ring
and those little fuckers hurt too
Brian: excuse me.
my ring is a big fucker
"Y'know...it takes talent to knock down just one pin out of 10..." -Steen, while bowling
there are no words to describe the joy of a freshly scrubbed and bleached bathroom
(hey Kristin, you freak, get a hobby) -excerpt from Kristin's journal
dont you hate it when you have this totally awesome song that you love and you can't understand a word of it half thinking its in a different language or maybe that its a shoddy translation from a foreign language and its about something deep and meaningful and esoteric and then you find out its just REALLY well sung so it sounds like its deep and meaningful but its really about how you only realise how worthless men are until you get knocked up.
damn. sometimes its better to live in blissful ignorance, especially in regards to lyrics. -excerpt from Kristin's livejournal
"I think that ref needs my glasses" -Brian