(a) get homework done
(b) grab a vaccuum for my dirty-ass carpet here
(c) grab dinner
(d) grab a DVD or two
(e) tell my mom that i AM rock and roll, and YOU CAN'T STOP ROCK AND ROLL!!!!! -Jeff's away message
"I'd rather give myself an anal blowjob with my dad's lawnmower" -Lauren
"...It's so weird, all of the sudden all of our old classmates are popping up in strange places..." -part of an email from Kimmer to Christine
Christine: not to rub it in, but i turn 21 in 12 hours and 32 minutes
Jeff: oh yeah??? well i can piss standing up!!
ohhhhh, what now???!!!
Jeff: well u gotta do the super-cheesy drinking in the dorms
and be extra loud, so when the RA's all like, 'you can't do that! how old r u??' u can pull out your ID, be like, "damn bitch, i'm fuckin' 21, ho!"
then she won't know what to do and blow up
Steen: blow up?
Jeff: yeah
make sure u cover your room with plastic or something before u do this
gets kinda messy with the RA's combusting and all
Steen: wow...let me get out a pencil and paper and jot this down...cuz if i'm drunk i won't remember ;)
Jeff: step 1: get drunk
step 2: be loud
step 3: find an RA
step 4: unleash (in motocross commercial voice) EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME MAYHEM!!!!
je suis le fucked pour l'examen de francias.... -Eric's away message
"Where do you want to go for lunch? We can go wherever you want. Let's go to Subway." -Lauren, to Steen
Sara, you stay the fuck outta this. this is between me, Christine, and the penguin. -Eric's comment in my livejournal
6-6:30 - cramming for finance test
6:30-7 - braving the cold weather to take finance test
7-9 - cursing under my breath at finance test
9:00-??? - finding some way to celebrate being done with finance -Jeff's away message
"Yeah - wait, we're Irish?" -Kristin
"Redneck...flannel" -Lauren
"I don't think I ever cleaned any of the carpets I lived with" -Brian
Christine: lol..i'm reading one of my other friend's quotepages and laughing my ass off
just thought i'd share :)
now i must go find my ass lol
Jeff: *upon talking about the quotepage* yeah, you're borderin' on hittin' triple-digits as far as page numbers go!
u gotta throw a party when u hit 100 pages
u know, have clowns, and mimes, and strippers, and everything
"No, I didn't let her drink enough to be grabby...It hurts, man! My balls are black and blue the next day!" -Brian
The 3 bears story doesn't make sense. Goldilocks is a moron. She just walks into other peoples' houses and starts complaining. "This porridge is too hot." Bitch, that ain't your food. -my cousin Joe's profile
*upon talking about the fact that even if his roommate does not get out of his housing agreement he will never be around because he is up some other guy's butt*
Eric: but c'mon...how often is he gonna be here
unless he and john break up
shit i hope that doesn't happen
if that happens i'll do everything in my power to get em back together
i'll tell john that dennis said he was sorry, and i'll tell dennis that john said he was sorry...then they'll hug and make up
Lauren: "But Steen...ever since you turned 21 you don't understand my 20-year old angst - I'm only 20 and you don't understand!"
Steen: "Oh stop your whining and listen to your emo music!!"
Lauren: *gasp!* "I'm not listening to emo! I'm listening to Def Leppard!"
Dan: "SHUT UP ERNIE!!"
Christine: "Whoa!"
Dan: "I know...that's never said..." (Ernie never talks..)
Nick: "How could you not drink on your 21st birthday?!"
Christine: "Cuz most of my friends are 20 - and you know how my parents are. I couldn't tell them what my ex-boyfriend's parents got me - I had to drink it all..."
*Nick, Lisa and Trudi laugh*
it's one of those rare moments where i'm being genuine and heartfelt -Eric
"'Tis the season to feel like killen someone..'" -Ann (my sentiments exactly..)
"Clementines anytime!!" -Bob's slogan for clementines when they were the Xtreme Value Buy of the week (Robyn wants to make a shirt with that slogan on it)
"Santa's gonna need some rain gear along with his reindeer to get to my house tonight..." -beginning of another one of Bob's clementine announcements
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" -Steen...under the influence