| "You can't murder me now, there's too many witnesses..*looks around* Hmm, that was loud, wasn't it?" -Kimmer *at Funscape* Kimmer: "Did you see what he just did?!? He touched the thermostat!" Mike R: "It's gonna get hot in here!" *stupid grin* Mike R: "What did you say?" Jeri: "The last time my mom & I came here she got a hotdog, & she was gonna put ketchup on it, there were flies all over the ketchup" Mike R: "Eww, I'm not buying anything here. Dammit, why did you have to tell me that? I'm not hungry anymore." *2 minutes later* "I'm hungry!" "If you don't move, I'm gonna kick you where it counts..." -Kimmer, to Mike R Steve: "Where do the stickers come from? *walks over to drawer to investigate* Christine: "The sticker fairy" *rolls eyes* *Jonathan comes in dripping* "Hey...it's raining out there..." Lauren: eat me I AM a mushroom, after all Christine: "Oh, did I tell you he has a new girlfriend?" Lauren: *stops breathing* "Gasp!" *Christine & Lauren think alike online (scary)* Crispy: you mushroom you Lauren: *mushroom mushroom* Crispy: lol Lauren: lol Lauren: AHHHH Crispy: ahhh "Yeah, Christine, I wanna see ya back that thang up...wait, that sounds wrong..." -Lauren, talking about Christine backing the car into the driveway "Yeah, Christine, thit...SHIT...sit!..Man,this lisp thing is catching up to me..." -Lauren *Diane laughs hysterically* "I held the burp in & there was a big gush of air..it was like, 'poof'" *'poofs' hands* Diane: "Yeah, in the movie Carrie he gets his balls chopped off.." Lauren: "Mikey, what?" Christine: "My back really hurts..." Lauren: "What were you doing at work today?..." *Lauren runs down escalator* "Come on, guys, let's get outta here, I mean it!!" *Christine follows* *They look up and see Diane gliding down with a huge grin on her face* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOT GUY!!!" -Diane, hanging out of a car window Lauren: "How many people?" Mike Brown: "FIVE!" *holds up 5 fingers* "I just threw a nut down Mike's shirt" -Diane "Will somebody please wipe me?" -Lauren "AHH! THERE'S NEVER ANY DIMES WHEN YOU NEED THEM!" -Rich Lauren: "My first kid's name is gonna be Christopher...boy or girl" Later... Lauren: "I want twins! A boy and a girl!" Christine: "Why, so you can name your kids Christopher & Christopher?" "Reeee..." -Christine Christine: "They went to the supermarket..." Lauren: "MARK?!? What?" "I have to empty my bucket..." -Lauren "It wasn't like he said, 'Hee hee, let's call her "he" '..." -Christine *Lauren & Crispy in car *at Acme** "So I guess I can't meet Dale...?" -Lauren "*sigh* He's..in...Disney...WORLD!!!!!!" -Crispy with eyes bugging out Lauren: "Hi, is Diane there?" Diane's Pop: "No, she's out with Lauren" Lauren: "Oh..ok.." "It's kinda strong at first...but then you chew on it awhile and it actually tastes pretty good!" -Diane "Let's go straight for the food.." -Christine, looking at the lunch menu at the booksale "I have to get...*beats chest* THAT!" *points* -Lauren *squeezes head* "Do you want a brain jiggle?" -Erik Ben: "Do I want nachos?" Erik: *vigorously* "YES!! You SURE DO!!" *Lauren, Erik & Crispy look for Kristin and Ben* salesclerk at video store: "Can I help you find something?" Christine: "Nope, we found it" |