Steen: "Are you guys finished yet?!"
Lauren: "That's what you'll be like during sex - 'Are you finished yet?!'"
Steen: "Haha...yeah...'Do you need directions?! How about a roadmap?! I'll go to mapquest for ya!!'"
*after going to the UD football game*
Eric: i am freezin my ass off right now but it was well worth it
Christine: see...our [hers and Sara's] asses are still intact
so nyah
Eric: my ass is still intact
just not well
1 month til the pope admits he has a wife named Brenda and 5 illegitimate children by 5 Vatican city whores
23.39 days til france admits its not a country, but a malignant tumor on germany's ass (yes, that's why they smell)
12 days til i flip off the canadian prime minister and tell him the plural of leaf is leaves not leafs. good one, eh?
5 minutes til i smack you for having countdowns in your profile -Brian's profile
Lauren: *in reference to the family history* "Steen, you should get a mammogram, I worry about you!"
Steen: *pause* "Why are you thinking about my boobs?!"
*upon talking about Steen's hair*
so...in short...its longer than when i saw you -Ashley
Steen's away message: and now...for my messed up away message...as promised...
sara: "that's cuz he's being a little pussy"
eric: "little pussy?"
steen: "as in...tight?!?"
anyways...at the stupid floor meeting where they tell us to leave candles burning, everything plugged in, alcohol out in the open...oh...well...um...maybe i should go then....
and my summary still says "fred"
Brian's repsonse: don't forget to keep your george forman grill plugged in and on. oH OH and turn on your window air conditioner thats plugged into 6 extension cords, don't you have a hot plate too? oh and what about your pet dog that you keep in your room?
the image of "santa claus" was created by the coca-cola company. "jesus" was not born in december. "yule" is a traditonal pagan holiday. what better way for corporate america to make money than create a holiday in which you MUST shop for a solid month because you are convinced that everyone you know deserves some thoughtless, forced, clearance piece of crap?
think before you jingle your bells this year -Lauren's away message
"...and it's a tiny-ass hole!!" -Lauren
lunch with a very crispy-shaped individual... -Jeff's away message
Kristin: "FINE! I'll come, but I won't be happy about it!!!"
Steen: "...Do you say that during sex too?"
Steen: where do you work now?!
the corner?!
Ashley: damn straight. 2 dolla for a holla.
just be like "look parents, there comes a time in every woman's life when she turns 21 and its time to be irresponsible and go out drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and do stupid things and then not remember it in the morning" -Erik
*hums A-Team theme song*
"It's the S-Team! S is for satisfaction!" -David
Sara: "I hate physiology! *screams at notes* I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!"
Steen: "Screaming at it won't make the test cancelled"
Sara: "But maybe if I yell at it, it will get mad and go away."
rollin with the bitches...and don =D -Lauren M's away message
"...And they had an ice sculpture of a snowman in the dining hall which was super super SUPER neat and...we felt it...and it was indeed cold!" -part of Lauren's livejournal phone post
back in MY day
goodolddaysoflivejournal *grumble*
there weren't any of these damn PHONE POST thingamajiggers
things were GOOD back then
god damnit -Kristin's post to Lauren's phone post
12 pages of glorious bullshit for my history final. then i decided to single space it and it cut it down to 5... - part of Brian's away message
how long does it take to write 6 pages of "hot dog philosophy can always be better when you zing it on the moon with cherry pie atop a large sheltered scoreboard with basics"?
take your time with it, don't rush it all at once
(not sexual advice) -Kevin
"I forgot to turn the sound off on my computer...you know...disable the sound on AIM" -Sara, to Eric (stating the obvious...)
5.5 Pages of History Glory
15 Study Questions of Philosophy Bullshit
i'm going to sleep now -Brian's away message