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you know what i got on my mind...ohhh yeah...giggity giggity -Eric
*upon Bagger Brian showing AJ and Christine his "official boob inspector card" from Spencer's and then saying that Christine's boobs are too small*
Christine: "Well..think about it! If I was a Double-D or something, I'd fall over!"
Bagger Brian: "Yeah, it would be like - 'Where'd Christine go!'"
AJ: "Yeah - 'Oh, it's just her boobs again'"
*upon hearing "Life is a Highway" on the Acme soundtrack*
Christine: "Oooh yeah, I wanna ride it all night long!"
AJ: "So what are you waiting for?! Hop on!"
Christine: "Not you"
*upon Jackie wishing Sheri a happy birthday over the PA then singing happy birthday to her in a kind of breathy voice*
Greg: "I gotta get in on this!!" *runs over to phone* *over PA, breathy voice* "Happy birthday....Mr...Pres-i-dent..."
Christine: "At least you got some last night"
Sara: "Yeah, but I had to settle" *nods head toward Dennis*
"I only drink once in awhile" *drinks beer* -Dennis
*upon telling Christine to gain weight*
haha but you'd be able to drink alcohol with something other than an eyedropper -Eric
*upon talking about her Amish class*
"The Amish don't talk, so what's the point in learning about them?!" -Kim
*upon picking out a Christmas card for PopPop*
"This one has a deer on it and the word "nostalgic" in it - perfect" -Kim
Ashley (a VERY drunk one): "I want you to come down to Florida so I can have a Steen pocket"
Steen: "...Steen pocket?"
Ashley: "Yes. Have you ever heard of Polly Pocket?! I'm gonna make you little, put you in a Snoopy thing, and there will be a little bottle of Captain Morgan in it"
Steen: "Big bottle. A big bottle of Captain Morgan. Get it right."
Produce Brian: *upon seeing Christine* "There you are! Where have you been? I was beginning to get worried..."
Christine: "Oh, I've been working Saturday nights in salad bar"
Produce Brian: "Oh, ok. I was gonna put up 'missing' posters..."
Dave O: "...We'll just refer to it [Steen being drunk] as something else - like kosher"
Christine: "Oh yeah, that will sound real good considering my parents are Catholic!!!"
"Yeah, I didn't sleep much last night either because the girl upstairs was singing - AND SHE CAN'T" -Chris
*sneezes, blows red nose* "I feel like fucking Rudolph..." -Lauren (oh, the double meanings)
*upon just talking about my cousin's upcoming wedding a few minutes before*
"...Your cousin has a fiance?!?!?!?" -Lauren
Sara: *upon looking in the Newark phonebook* "Weight Control Centers? That's what they're calling it now?!"
Steen: "I guess it's better than Blimps R Us..."
"So it wasn't an 'omigod' just an 'oh my'..." -Lauren
in class, then going to another class, then coming back and fuckin' sleeping...P.S. No Night Class Tonight! Praise Jesus!
(I don't do that a lot; must be a hell of an occasion) -Jeff's away message
Steen: "...That would make you not human"
Brian: "I'm not"
Steen: "Soo what planet are you from?"
Brian: "Asshole"
Steen: "Soo in relation to the sun..."
Brian: "It's not in this system"
Steen: "So it's way out there?"
Brian: "Where it's dark"
Steen: "So that's why you're so pale!.."
i feel like doing something, but not donuts -Lauren
"Yeah, we're in the middle of nowhere and the bus won't run" -some chick on her cell phone when the overloaded UD bus was on South College
*upon seeing tractor trailer go by*
"Dude, we're moving!" -some drunk guy on same UD bus
"It's my beaming face...then leaves..." -Kristin, upon talking about being a flower
"A blinGing asshole?" -Lauren...talking about Brian's asshole
"And in the past tense, you say ASS" *proud grin* -Dave, talking about German
*upon talking about what flavor of bottled water she had*
*slurs* "Raspberry...RASP-berry...hey, I'm saying it phonetically...hey, I can say that big word!!" -Sara....drunk...