Lauren: is it ok if i leave now? or are ya busy?
Steen's away message: ok..so i took a nap and in my nap i dreamed i woke up from my nap and then i woke up i was 10 kinds of confused...
washing my face...brb
Lauren: ew, what are you scraping off that's taking so long?!
;-)
steen steen, she's good for yer heart
the more you smack
the more you fizz-art
the more you fizz-art
the more nasty u b
so smack da steen
gee gosh golly gee
*laughs at own stupidity*
steen steen what a wonderful fruit
the more you bounce
the more you toot
lol
the more you too
t
the more you stink
so toot on steen
and blame it on
the...
ummm
fink!
isn't that an animal?
i think so
not sure
lol
*sings the i'ma-big-loser song*
*sings* ohhhhh steen must be takin a big ol crap
cause she's been in da baffroom for an hour
or two
*still singing* i hope that she don't crap out her brains
cause it's so tiny she wouldn't notice
lol
*keeps singing* it's gonna take an eternity
to read all these messages
too bad she didn't take dems to tha baffroom
so she coulda read them on the pot
lol
no more singing
steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
i'm prolly gonna make your computer die if i keep messaging you
man, what ARE you doing in there?
'washing your face' my ass
more like
washing everyone on the floors faces
*situation*
*steen knocks on everyone's door*
*doors*
*person opens door*
*steen: can i wash your face to avoid my friend lauren?*
*person at door: ew, you psycho, no way. but you can wash my butt*
*steen: ok! i like butt!*
*person at door: that's gross, i was kidding, go away*
*steen: damn, i was so close*
hellllllooooooooooooo
*taps foot*
Steen: whoa...57 fuckin messages...i'm impressed
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*misinterpretation of 'And you really care' in 'Foolin'*
"Spin your hair? What?" -Lauren
*over PA*
"Melessia...to register 5...with a till please..." -Greg (that made my night lol!!)
Steen: "It's gonna get dumber"
Lauren: "How can that get any dumber?"
Steen: "I was gonna say north-south..."
Christine: *yawns*
Chris: "Bless you" (and he meant it too...cuz he was drunk..in class...)
*disclaimer: there is no way that Lauren and i would ever do this..we were just in a weird mood ;) *
*upon talking about cooking somone for dinner*
y'know...pull a fairy tale thing. invite her for dinner...but she's the main course... -Steen, to Lauren
we'll accidentally kick her in the oven...you know -Lauren
Steen: well, hey, i'm entitled to hate her...she had [his] heart captured when i went out with him, and the same goes for [her]...ooh! dessert!!!
Lauren: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*falls on floor*
i bet the naighbors can hear me, hehehe!
Steen: nAighbors?!? lol
Lauren: shut up!