you scare me.
and the sugar won't come out o the BOX! -Lauren
that's it...*points to steen*
get her, ass! -Lauren
*upon discussing Family Guy episode*
Eric: that woman is hot
Christine: haha
she's a friggin cartoon
Eric: if i were a cartoon
...oh man
you're gonna get paid to corrupt the minds of children
i do that all the time but i don't get paid for it -Erik, to Steen
besides you need to work on your lushability -Brian, to Steen
how the fuck am I supposed to take a goddamn operations management test with Cum on Feel the Noise stuck in my head?? this just isn't fair! -Jeff's away message
*upon holding a Smirnoff ice*
"Is Lauren smoking?!...That is one thing I will not tolerate!!!" *drinks Smirnoff* -Mike, Lauren's 17 year old brother (this fact made it 10 times funnier)
"it masturbated the clito while I went and came in his she-cat" -Alta-Vista French translation of article in French porn mag
Eric: i'm a fan of the she-cat's
if she-cat means what i think it does
Christine: the male she-cats?!?!
lol
Eric: the female she-cats dumbass
happyhappyjoyjoy
happyhappyjoyjoy
happyhappyjoyDEATH!
i'm at work...could you tell? -Brian's away message
"There's gotta be more to life, then chasin' down every temporary high"
Boys like that do NOT exist in real life, and if they do, they pick the girls with the cute butterfly underwear, not the girls who broke them...like me (*sniff* i miss that underwear!) -KellyRaymond's away message
Jeff: dude, i know what you're talking about!!!
Christine's away message: some memories bring both a smile and a tear; a smile because we remember the happiness we once felt, a tear because things have changed.
(and no, i'm not just talking about what most of you think i am)
Jeff: you're talkin' about Double Dare!
Man, that show used to fuckin' rock, with, like, the questions, and the physical challenges, and the big ol' obstacle course
and how for some reason the people at Nickelodeon thought that Space Camp was the hot item with all the kids, since that's all they ever gave away
that and the Casio keyboards
then things changed...and they tried Family Double Dare
man, that show fuckin' sucked
i'm gettin' all teary-eyed just thinkin' of how bad the Family incarnation of the show was
great, thanks a lot Christine, your away message just ruined my evening
fuckin' Family Double Dare
*upon whining because we are not 21 yet and comparing it to early teenage angst*
"Nobody understands me - I'M ONLY 2O!!!" *emo sob* -Lauren and Steen
*upon talking about cuddling with a girl instead of having sex with her*
Chris: "Nope, just cuddled - I'm a big teddy bear"
Christine: "Yeah - a horny one"
Chris: "That's right!"
So...my band is playing at the Ground Floor this Saturday at 8.
What the fuck? you say. You have a band? you ask.
Yes, asshole, I do, and we're going to rock out with our cocks out.
Kim will be there. You should be too! -Evan's profile (show sat nov 8, heehee)
"...So I was telling my friends that I love my friend Steen cuz she sends me pictures of trees and goats - but I knew that they weren't goats, and I couldn't remember what they were, and one of my friends said, 'The Baas,' and I'm like, 'Yes...the Baaaaaas'...." -a drunk Ashley
[that person] needs to stop the retarded, like slap the downy out of [that person] or something -Lauren
Christine: "...So I guess I'll be a good student and get it done.."
Sara: "And do a half-ass job"
Christine: "EXACTLY!!!"
Steen: yeah...but i'm like...POTTED MEAT?!?!?
then i thought of Kristin
Lauren: LOL
sweeeeeeeeeeet
Christine: "Your haircut looks good"
Eric: "Yeah. I feel a little more confident. People are walking by me doing doubletakes. Girls are fainting left and right. Or not."
"Take a pill - take one of mine, I have plenty!!" -Kristin, to Lauren
*upon Lauren reciting a quote*
Steen: "Omigod, I'm on that page!!"
Lauren: *DUH look* "That's where I read it!!"