*holds big knife*
"Who wants to say whatnot now?!?" -Dennis
"If you kill me, I'm telling the RA" -Frankenstein, to Dennis
i HATE ditzy girls!!!
i mean, really, if you want to act stupid and have people constantly paying attention to you, GO TO PADUA! -LaurenCain's away message
Greg: "Duct tape and handcuffs...that's what that kid needs"
Christine: *pause* "...Maybe that's how it was conceived"
Greg: *shocked look, then proceeds to laugh* "So the dark side in you comes out..."
"Soo AJ, how's your ankle doing, from, y'know, hopping on the bandwagon?" -Bagger Bob
dennis just passed out on your floor
just in case you didn't know
if you were blind and dead
deaf* -Eric, stating the obvious
*loud noise is heard from across the hall*
*Dennis has fallen off his chair*
Sara: "That's what happens when he's sober!!"
Dennis: "I'm getting the shakes!!!!" (from withdrawl, heehee)
...and yet again, a sports team from america's wang has to go screw it up. -Brian's comment to Ashley's livejournal, in reference to the Marlins beating the Cubs
yankees in another world series...gee, let's see how far MLB's ratings slip this october.
hockey's on...and much more entertaining anyway -Brian's away message
*upon Kim telling us not to bother coming to one of her Honor Society Induction meetings because it is boring*
*pause* "Well, Mom, I guess you can put your boob back in the drawer." -Christine (Mom told me to put this in here, lol)
*upon talking about employees at another store absolutely loving an annoyng former co-worker*
"I'm convinced that they're smoking something - and they're not sharing!!!" -AJ
Christine: "How's school?"
Jimmy: "I dunno, I should go"
"Chop chop!!!" -Greg, walking by salad bar
Jimmy: "You turn 21 in December?!"
Christine: "Yup"
Jimmy: "And I betcha you'll go to a bar like everyone else - when I turn 21, I'm going to sleep!!"
"I'll graduate in two-thousand-NEVER!!!" -Jimmy
i meant dude in the most non-masculine way i could think of! -Eric, to Christine
"Yeah, since he's always up her butt all the time!..." *stops suddenly, looks around to make sure said person wasn't there* -Brian
*after Christine calls him a man whore*
"I'm not a whore - my mom's a whore, but I'm not" -Chris
*upon talking about going out on Thursday night despite the fact that we all have to be in the elementary schools early on Friday*
"Yeah, it'll be like, 'Stop screaming, children, Mr. Glenn has a headache - and might throw up on your feet'..." -Glenn
Christine: "That's not fun..."
*Ad over PA* "...Too much fun..."
Jimmy and Christine: "WHOA!!!"
note to curtis conway....YOU DON'T CATCH THE BALL WITH YOUR ASS!!! -Eric's away message
Evan to Kim: "That's the good thing about our relationship. I can't fix a fuckin' thing, so you won't have to harass me about it. You'll be like, 'Honey, the sink is broken, we need to call a man!' " -Phoebe's (Kim's roommate) away message
(Insert quote that will make you sit back and go, "Man, it's so true! I never really thought about it like that!) -Jeff Dombkowski -Jeff's profile, teehee
Mrs. Daniels: "So have fun next weekend when you're not here" [acme]
Christine: "Oh don't worry...if I even remember it...but I didn't say that..."
Mrs. Daniels: "I didn't hear a thing...but make me proud!!!"
Christine: "Soo I figure if I sleep this weekend, then don't sleep at all til the end of the semester, I might get all my work done..."
Jimmy: "Fuck that shit - I'd be sleeping!!"
"Sooo Jen, would you, Melessia, or Jackie hurt us if instead of just calling you to our registers when we had our pickup ready if we just said 'blinG-blinG' over the PA..." -Christine
*upon picking up a huge watermelon from the back and carrying it to the salad bar, turns to Greg and says*
"I carried a watermelon. *pause* Man, that was dumb, I can't believe I said that!" *walks out the door* -Christine, causing Greg to laugh cuz he got the Dirty Dancing reference
step 1: find viking helmet for halloween
step 2: go to practice
step 3: do homework
step 4: curse Halloween Adventure (just in case step 1 cannot be completed) -Jeff's away message
If I were a seagull, I'd round up my buddy's and have them all take a massive shit on the Northfield Ice Pavilion
*hint hint to all you half-seagullians out there* -James's away message