Sara: "Yeah, I'm amazing with a z!"
Eric: "Amazing has a z in it"
Lauren: "But you're not bitter, are you Steen"
Steen: "Honk"
Christine: "They're very friendly"
AJ: "Sooo I guess he comes over asking for more than a cup of sugar then"
Robyn: "Omigod, I have a funny joke. It's one of those stupid-funny ones. What kind of bee do you get milk from? A BOOBIE!!"
*we all just look at her*
Robyn: "Omigod, my friend told me that and I laughed so hard..."
Nick R: "Please tell me you were drunk..."
*stage whisper* "She's not bitter..." -Robyn
Christine: "Well this shit doesn't match that shit but this shit does"
Nick R: "If the shit doesn't match, don't put the tag up!!!"
"I am el nino!! all other tropical storms bow down before el nino!!! for those of you who don't habla espanol, el nino is spanish for...the nino!!!
out for el nighto -Jeff's away message
Robyn: *talking about going to bars*
Christine: "I'll be 21 in December!"
Robyn: "And then you will be broke. Cuz you'll spend all your money in bars. Or maybe that's just me."
Christine: "Welcome to...fun."
AJ: "You mean hell and you know it."
"Tell them I'm still drunk" -Nick R, when employees keep on bugging him with customer stuff
*upon Dennis playing the Hulk theme song (the piano one)*
"Omigod you're listening to classical music and you're drinking tea - you crack me up, Dennis!" -some random blonde chick on the floor
"I feel like a fruitcup" -Sara
Dennis: *upon talking about being like the Hulk* "...I'd trick people into thinking I was nice, then BAM! I'd turn into an asshole"
Christine: "...Literally?"
Sara: "We know Christine's brain is fried!!"
(in my defense...i was working on paper 50 million since the semester started 5 weeks ago...)
"Now let's pretend we're religious for a minute..." -Lauren
*upon talking about *something* *
Lauren: "I don't understand why you can't do it!"
Steen: "Me neither. It's like - a disorder or something"
Lauren: "Well we'll just hafta knock it right out of you!!"
"We could knock over his bike - and RUN!!" -Lauren
*Christine's register phone rings*
Christine: "Hello?"
Jackie: "Baby, I miss you. I never get to see you anymore..."
Christine: *sigh* "How late do you want me to stay?"
*Jackie and Martha laugh*
"Maybe we should order PapaJohn's cuz we're listening to PapaRoach" - guy down the hall
Dennis: "Christiiiine"
Christine: "Hmm?"
Dennis: "Will you get me my tea? I'm busy doing work"
Christine: "What have you gotten done?"
Dennis: "Well, I gave this paper the finger for over a half-hour now"
*upon Sara fasting on Yom Kippur*
Sara: "He's so stupid. He asked me if I wanted to have lunch with him at 12:30 and I told him I was fasting and wasn't breaking fast til 6:30 - so then he asked me to have dinner with him at 5:30!"
Eric: "Hey Sara - come to the dining hall with me at 6:15"
*upon coming back from the gym*
"Well, at least I burned off all the food I ate today cuz I'm not Jewish" -Dennis
*upon slicing cheese for her bread in the studio*
"I always think someone's gonna come in and I'm like, "no, I'm gonna cut the cheese'!" -Lauren
"So I saw your Def Leppard keychain by your pink ribbon on your bookbag and I was gonna say, 'Oh, so Def Cancer supports Breast Leppard...'" -Kristin
*Lauren and Steen singing Lion King songs on North College* -'nuff said
Lauren: "Steen, want some bread and cheese?"
Steen: *for the 10 millionth time* "NO!"
Lauren: "But I cut a lot!!"
*after Christine calls him a man whore*
"I'm not book-smart - I'm whore-smart" -Chris
Dennis: "Do you have any cats?"
Sara: "No"
Christine: "No pussy for Sara"