Brian: "..Or we could just do it on the car"
Steen: "What "it"?"
Brian: "The it"
Steen: "Oh. EW!!"
*around 1:30 AM-ish*
"Why the hell are all the 14 and 16 year-olds hanging out at WAWA?! Oh yeah - it's Jersey - there's nothing to do!" -Brian
Brian: "Piggy!"
Steen: "Where?!"
Brian: "No. Cop car. Not a real one. Sorry to disappoint you."
Jackie: *over PA* "Christine up front for customer service"
*Christine is already up front*
Jackie: *turns around* "Oh...nevermind...you are up front..."
"I'm not letting a 17 year-old twerp tell me what to do!!" -Christine, when a certain co-worker pissed her off
"They say abstinence is the best protection - I say fuck a dead chick!!!" -Brian
*knocks something over* "Oops...I have a moose around my neck" -Kim, to Anne on the phone, as she has a moose heat thing around her neck
Dominic: "It's slow, maybe they'll let me turn my light out."
Christine: "If anyone turns their light out it should be me cuz I'm done in 20 minutes"
Dominic: "You don't have to rub it in"
"If we get anymore people in here, we're gonna need a lubricant!!" -Ron
Steen: "So me, Ron, Sharon and Kathy were in the produce fridge."
Brian: "Were ya chillin?!?"
*upon talking about her promotion* "So now guess how many signs I hafta put up?! 894! In THREE HOURS! You do the math and tell me how much time I have!!!" -Kristin, to Brian
and when I get antsy, people get punched -Philly Mike
steen can i come live with you
and...all i need is a bathroom
cause ya know...3 kidneys -Ashley
"Hi Steen it's Kristin. Um, I think you just called me...or else I'm going insane. Yeah. Anyway..." -voicemail from Kristin
"I wish I had BA's strength, Face's good looks and charm with the ladies, Hannibal's wit - and a girlfriend like Murdock!" -Evan, comparing his life to the A-team
*upon being told to shut the door in a *shudder* Catholic bookstore*
"But what if Jesus told me to keep it open to welcome his children? You shouldn't shut anyone out..." -Steen, said quietly to Lauren
*upon reading on a '10 ways for a successful Catholic marriage' card that husband and wife should not yell at each other - ever - unless there' s a fire in the house*
"And even then you shouldn't put out the fire - it might be the Holy Spirit" -Lauren
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The Quotebook According to Ashley:
Ashley: anddddddd...we got a hurricane hitting us on tuesday
YAY
Brian: fuckin A. i'll be there for that, i love hurricanes
Ashley: tropical depression
haha
i was close enough
Brian: oh its a pussy-cane
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being the Johnny Toughnuts that I am...over at the gym (either that or looking around at everyone else going, "damnit, how come I can't lift that much??!!") -Jeff's away message
yeah, y'know there's only so much naked dancing to disco songs you can do to console yourself when your roommate is boinking her boyfriend and your boyfriend is playing video games somewhere -Kristin
You know your room is bigger than last year's, when you actually have to get up and walk to the fridge. -Charles's profile
*in response to Avril Lavigne's song lyrics "He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?"*
"Actually it would be more obvious if she said 'He was a girl she was a boy'" -Lauren
"Well, you see, the difference between Milwaukee and Wisconsin is that Milwaukee is more modern - the rest of Wisconsin is reserved for anyone with a mullet..." -some dude Diane had Christine talk to on the phone
and let it be known...that goddammit, i am hungry. and we all better go out for food at some point. or else my stomach will turn inside out and eat my ass...cuz it's so big. yeah. fear the ass...fear the ass -Steen, to Lauren
*upon Brian riding in Kristin's trunk*
"Aww man...I just farted!!" -Brian
Lauren: "Let me make your hair a fro"
Steen: *sigh* "No...cuz then I won't be able to fit through the door"
Lauren: "Yeah you could, if your ass can, then you can"
Steen: "I dunno, I've had so much on my mind that some of it has moved to my ass"