"Jackson, now bounce" -Brian
and of course, there's just
"Jackson, _____" -Brian and Kristin
"It wasn't ghetto-fabulous, it was ghetto-UNfabulous!!" -Jeri
Danielle: "I don't feel like drinking tonight"
Christine: "Whoa"
Danielle: "I know. You can quote me on that too"
"You see, I stand in front of Jeri because she does not kick me. Your legs, however, are weapons of mass destruction" -Mark, to Danielle
Steen: "I just got my ass smacked!!"
Brian: "By who?"
Steen: "Mark"
Brian: "I should have known - why bother asking?"
"Well, I'm already sterile" -Mark
*upon pondering what to call the "shorts" a guy was wearing that was just above his ankles*
"I know!! Capris!" -Kristin and Brian's cousin Kevin
"Did I hit that?" -Kristin
*upon explaining why girls making out turns guys on*
"Well, you see, you have a pair of these *grabs Jeri's boobs* that are very nice looking. And then you have these *grabs Danielle's boobs* that are a little bigger and also nice-looking. That's four boobs there. What more is there to explain?" -Mark
Jackie: "Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-sus!! ...That's all I know, I don't know the rest of the song"
Liz: "Well, you better start going to church so you know the lyrics"
Kim: "Look at how Mexican my sister looks, Evan"
Evan: "She's not dirty, so she doesn't look like a Mexican"
*upon looking at Christine's pictures and seeing one of Danielle in her bathing suit*
"And who does this set of boobs belong to?" -Evan
"It's like looking at the clouds..." -Evan, as Kim points out funky designs on his boxers
"Pass-o el towel-o, por favor *stage whisper* I just asked her to pass me my towel" -Mark
Steen: *burps loudly*
Brian: "Was that you?"
Steen: "Yup"
Brian: "Damn!! That's better than mine!"
Steen: "Maybe I'm just gassier than you"
"You have 3 tan lines on your boobs" -Brian, to Steen
"Do I like breasts?...Let me make an executive decison here - I like breasts." -Evan
"I see Super and Regular on this list, but I don't see Light" -Evan
Jen: *after she rings Christine up for her break* "And as always, thank you for shopping at Acme. We value your business and it's appreciated."
Christine: "Oh. Well then, thank you for your fine customer service. It is always appreciated."
Melessia: "Oh knock it off you two, you're making me nauseous."
"Screw you, I'm not old!!" -AJ
*upon Christine walking up to the Express line and there was no one there*
Roger: "See, that's what happens when you say your prayers at night. 'Now I lay me down to rest'"
Christine: "I pray I get the short line in express!"
You just had to look at my member info, didn't you?
Douche -Jeff's profile
We had lamb and lobster tail for dinner. It's a damn shame that sheep are so cute cause they're so damn tasty! lol! -Lauren
So I hope you're not getting involved with too much drama from work. Stay away from salad bar knives if a fight breaks out! Hehehe! -Lauren
"...And once in awhile I'll break down and buy a computer game. Where you can kill people. Lots of 'em. So I can come home from work and kill people. But not really." -Brian
"The only place I get burnt and tan is my neck. I'm a redneck." -Casey, setting himself up for Christine to make fun of his Maryland self
"So do it at the concert. Then your first time will be memorable!" -Blayze
Steen: or you could just be a pharmacy tech dork like brian ;)
Ashley: but my story sounds cooler. i mean..i can be like...yo, got three kidneys, bow down
and brian is like...uhh i work at harry's, shoot me
i have a dick and two balls, bow down -Brian, in response to above convo (and causing our coversation to take a turn for the perverted, teehee)
"I HATE TRAFFIC CIRCLES!! They're dumb. And pointless. And stupid." -Brian
Steen: "So Blayze suggested my first time to be at the concert cuz it would be memorable"
Brian: "And trashy"