| Survey: Favorite quote Erin: "Spank me now and spank me good!" ~Lauren Survey: What do you think about Hanson? Kimmer: They sound like girls, look like girls, basically they are girls, they should never wear tight leather pants, and I despise them (was that harsh?) Survey: Have you ever murdered someone? Erin: WHO TOLD YOU? OH GOD...the search dogs must have found the evidence...okay...life in prison but please no lethal injection! Survey: shampoo/conditioner Kimmer: I hear that some shampoos have cow piss in them (fun facts to know and tell) Survey: What religion are you? Kimmer: Subist, I worship subs Survey: Would you kill someone? Erin: Um..no *innocent diverted look* Whatever would give you that idea? *hides bloody knife in dresser drawer* I am innocent! *drags rotting corpse into kitchen, dismembers body & shoves various pieces down the garbage disposal* La la la la la..*sings gaily over the hum & whir of the limbs being hacked to tiny splinter-like bits* Survey: Do you like sarcasm? Erin: NO! Not me! I am sooo incredibly genuinely truthful & frank! What would a cute sweet girl like myself want to do with SARCASM! *sarcasm* Survey: First thing that comes to mind when I say...SPICE GIRLS Erin: Lauren aka Stabby Spice Kimmer aka Subbie Spice Myself aka Skanky Spice Survey: What does ADIDAS stand for? Lauren: All day I dream about STABBING WESTWARD!!!!!!!! Kristin: all day I dance about salad? (hmmm..) and don't incarcenate damn apple sneakers? *shrug* Survey: One thing you want to do on your 90th birthday? Lauren: Go a whole day without changing my depends Survey: Your friend emerges from the bathroom with a large piece of toilet paper stuck in their shoe, you... Kristin: *bewildered look* why is it that the people in my neighborhood, like, wait at their doors for the mail to come, but then, like, when it comes, they just stand there acting all cool and everything, & then they go get it? and, if they're that eager to get their mail, why don't they just hijack the truck & get it themselves? or, hell, just go out & take it out of his hand? why do they make the poor mailman do all that work? geez Survey: In the last 24 hours have you...been sarcastic? Kristin: *ahem* I'd like to do a little peformance for you all... Lauren: "YOU'RE BACK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Me: (calmly) "NO WAY!!!!!!" *bows* Survey: Do you like school? Erin: It's tolerable..it was extremely fun watching Mrs. Sarkees be so damn clumsy & absent-minded (she lost Christine's self-esteem essay HOW many times?) & Mrs. Piziak & the pigs was just so damn fun (.."Oh my God! It's the EYE!" "What is this green chunky stuff?") Survey: Skiing or snowboarding? Kristin: Sledding...on a rickety old sled...down a vertical drop...into a tree...off the sled...into an embankment...sorry...memories :) Survey: Where do you think swear words came from? Erin: The official SWEAR MAN. He was the first caveman & when God dropped a boulder on his brand new cavehouse..caveman yelled "DAMMIT YOU ASSHOLE! I FUCKIN spent all day working on that piece of shit! You must be a woman you bitch!" And therefore God laughed at silly caveman's funny words...& made them the official words to say when yer pissed off (God used them at Adam & Eve & they passed them on) Survey: 9) Imagine that you are given the opportunity to address the entire human race, all at once. What would you say? Katie V: It's kind of original, but, "yo, stop the violence, it's gettin kinda old. How would you like someone to beat the living shit outta you?" Survey: 11) What is your first reaction after feeling as if you've been judged by someone? Katie V: I judge them back to their face & if they have a problem I'll be kicking some asses, which contradicts my response to question #9 Erik: please some come Crispy: please some? *snicker* Erik: grr Erik: alright these pants have a velcro fly, classsssy not only a velcro fly but a drawstring waist, it keeps getting better ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Erin's webpage: Erin: "Kim has stage crew syphilus" Christine: "What, did you hump a pole or something?" "Well plus bucket equals water" -Lauren "I feel like...wet and squishy.." -Lauren -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Erin: "HA!" *shoves Crispy until she falls* "Is it Lazy Susan or Lazy Sally?...I'm gonna ask about the Lazy Sally..." -Kim Christine: "He doesn't look like a Will, he looks like a BJ" Erik: "He looks like a BJ?!?" Christine: "SHUT UP!!!!!!!! You KNOW what I mean!" *Erik laughs hysterically* "Yay! We're working women!" -Kimmer |