"Will you stop with the toenail of Doom?!?" -Kristin, to Lauren
"Your dad's a walking recessive trait" -Brian
Christine: "So I get to work and antifreeze is leaking out of my car"
Dale: "That sucks"
Christine: "Yeah, so now I hafta fill it up with water so I can make it home"
Dale: *looks outside at pouring rain* "You don't have to fill it up now"
"Aw, c'mon, you don't need antifreeze - it's not cold outside!!!" -Ron
*as rain is pouring down*
Ron: "Well, I guess it's too late to put my windows up" (in his Jeep)
Christine: "Well...at least you had your roof on"
Christine: "So are you a checker or produce today?"
Brandon: *sigh* "Checker"
Christine: *sympathetic look* "I'm sorry"
"Haha, I just said 'your mom' in reference to your mom..." -Kim, to Evan
"I wanna listen to 'Love Bites' cuz it reminds me of Dave" -Lauren (nonono...love with Dave doesn't bite. she meant cuz of the part "i don't wanna touch you too much baby/cuz making love to you might drive me crazy")
Steen: "Well, you'll love this song cuz it's one of your favorites"
Lauren: *listens* "What song is this?!?"
Steen: *duh look* "'Foolin'!!"
Lauren: "OH! I love this song!!!"
*as Steen fast-forwards through 'Bringin' on the Heartbreak' cuz Lauren didn't want to hear it*
Steen: "It never ends!!!"
Lauren: "What?"
Steen: "The heartbreak!!!"
*as Brian calls Steen's cell phone*
*gasp!* "It's smoochybuns!!!!" *makes kissing noises* -Lauren
"No, get out, this is woman-to-woman talk" -Ashley, to Brian, as she's on the phone with Steen
"He's down at the beach with another girl?! Honey, I'd let the air out of his car tires before I'd let him go...but hey, if you're happy I'm fine with it" -Lauren's Mommy (she ROCKS!!!)
"Just reach under your bed....grab a jar of poo...and a FORK!!!!" -Lauren
"Bakery 'I'm a Parrot' 501" -JoAnn, imitating a certain someone at the service desk
Produce Brian: "Well, Ed, I'm leaving, so you're in charge of her"
Christine: "I don't think so"
Produce Brian: "Punish her. She likes that."
Christine: "Aww Brian I only like it when you punish me!"
"I got Lauren toys!!" -Ashley (thereby causing Steen to laugh everytime she says it cuz everyone would take that in the wrong context)
Ashley: "And he's stuck behind a truck"
Steen: "Ashley, stating the obvious"
fun times in the sex basement -Ashley
Jeff: just got out of the shower, actually
Christine: ooh jeff smells niiiiiiiiiiiice :)
Jeff: eh, i'm a little soggy, though
Brian: *giggles* "I had chicken"
Steen: "Yeah...I know"
Brian: "So what'd ya think?"
(you guys draw your own conclusions, teeHEE)
Brian: NAN
coNAN
Steen: soo can i call you briNAN
Brian: no
but you can call me briAN
(yeah..he was drunk...give him a break...)
"I'm taking this *holds ugly black thieep with one of her bras caught on it* with me...uh...well, not this *picks bra off* -Lauren
"So if anyone calls my cell phone just pick it up and say...OH NO!!!!" -Ashley, when her foot got caught in Lauren's shower basket as she stood up
"Ashley 'killin dem babiez' Johnson" -Lauren's new nickname for Ashley
Steen: "Lauren...I'm such a dumbass....do you wanna know why?"
Lauren: "I already know you're a dumbass...but what'd you do this time?"
"You're changing ethnicities before my eyes!!" -Kristin, to Steen, at the beach
"You just cracked my back in 6 pots!!" -Brian
"Get his dick outta your mouth!!!" -Brian, yelling this as Ashley calls Lauren's cell and her mom picked up (OOPS!)
"You can't wear it!" -Brian, when he meant to say "You can't win!"
"You're just a little ribble!" -Kristin's mom, when she meant to call her a rebel