Dave: "SO SLOW DOWN!!!"
"Come and get the stank!!" -Kristin, talking to one of the dogs as she prepares smelly dog food
Kristin: *having issues with the remote* "What channel again?"
Brian, Dave, and Steen: "SIXTY-NINE!!"
"I'm gonna laugh so hard if you fall off the bed and I hear this big boom followed by an 'Oww!'..." -Lauren
"Yeah, it almost felt like it was grade school and you were getting called to the principal's office. The way Lauren came downstairs and said, 'Steen, Kristin needs to talk to you...'" -Brian
"I just wanna start dancing" -MikeR, talking about the music at work
Christine: "Well, to quote Lauren last night" *flips Kim off*
Kim: "That is not a quote, it's an appendage...a finger, if you will"
*as everyone reads the writing on Steen's shirt*
"Wait, what does Steen's left boob say?" -Lauren
*sarcastically* "Yeah, it says, 'Billy was here. Hardy har'." -Kristin
Christine: "Aww man, I forgot to upgrade my permit when I was online!"
Kim: "That's cuz you suck"
Evan: "So what are you doing tonight?"
Christine: "Sitting here."
Evan: "Really? Cuz you have a look of anticipation on your face, like some great thing is going to happen, and you're excited, but you're also in a bad mood because you don't wanna wait."
Christine: *not believing that Evan set himself up for this* "Yes, Evan, I'm anticipating when you'll leave, cuz that will be a great thing."
Evan: "I was not anticipating that"
Christine: "You set yourself up for it."
"I NEED MELONS!!!" -Eleanor, in frustration when the Produce load hadn't arrived yet and we were out of melons and strawberries
"Then I prepared myself to go to the pool...went to the pool...did a few laps in the pool...layed outside by the pool until I heard this splat noise behind my head and realized a bird shit on my towel and it barely missed me by like, an inch I guess." -excerpt from Nikki's livejournal
Bagger Brian: "Sooo you know how I had to bag those cantelopes and the cucumber?"
Christine: "Yeah..."
Bagger Brian: "Well I dropped the 2 cantelopes in the bag and then the cucumber on top of it...and it kind of looked like...well...y'know..."
Christine: "EW!!"
Bagger Brian: "So you get it then..."
"You have reached ###-####. This is Kristin. Leave a message like you mean it." -Kristin's voicemail greeting
*upon being up at Media Acme with new-fangled belts*
"I HATE THESE DAMN BELTS!! THEY MUST DIE!!!...And I keep on getting stuck" -MikeR
*after Jackie makes announcement over PA*
Christine: "I'm waiting for you to say, 'Thank you for shopping at Foulk and Naaman's Acme' instead of 'Thank you for shopping at Media Acme' - and then I'm gonna laugh"
Jackie: "Actually...I did that this morning..."
"Your definition of making out isn't like, holding hands, is it?" -Lauren, to Steen
Lauren: "But there's a bug fimming in the water!!!"
Kristin: "I'm a Bug fimming in the water!!!" *proud grin*
*laughs* "I was doing such a good job of ignoring it too - until that!!" -Brian
"...So were there rolls at this dinner I was invited to that you did not tell me about?" -Kim, on the phone with Evan
*as Brian is gonna take his shirt off to put sunscreen on his white body*
Kristin: "I'm gonna need to borrow Dad's sunglasses for that"
Brian: *takes shirt off*
Kristin and Steen: "AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!" *shield eyes from "brightness"*
Kristin: "Aww man, why did the sun go in?"
Brian: "Cuz you're actually outside in the pool during the day"
Steen: "Nah, it's cuz you guys are so pale and bright white that the sun had to hide from the brightness"
*after Kristin repeatedly calls Brian a jackass*
Steen: "And Kristin's word of the day is:"
Kristin: "Jackass. But only when used in reference to Brian"
"GImme an 'A'..." -Kristin, upon calling her Mom "anal"
"Soo when are you gonna get a smaller car? Your car's a boat - you might as well just attach an anchor to it!!" -AJ (I'd smack him...but he'd enjoy it too much)
Jen: *over PA* "Ron M, come up front for customer service"
*Ron is already up front*
Nick: *over PA* "He's already up here"
Jen: *over PA* "Thank you...Brandon up front for customer service"
MikeR: "Soo you know how the belts at the Media Acme don't have a switch?"
Christine: "Yeah..."
MikeR: "Well...I'm used to our belts...so I flipped the switches right there and shut down my entire register in the middle of an order...they made me get carts after that"
Christine: *proceeds to laugh for about 10 minutes*