*after both clock out after a long, BUSY 8 1/2 hour day*
"Look, Christine!! *takes nametag off and puts it in pocket* Nobody knows my name now!!!" -Danielle P
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Brian drunk online quotes:
Steen: thanks. i will be sure to tell jackie that you approve of my hours lol
Brian: you do that. tell her that the stupid drunk irish boy in newark says she's doing a bang up job on scheduling you!
Steen: you ARE drunk off your friggin ass!!!
Brian: but i can still type like a motherfucker
that year of typing class in sallies paid off
*after Steen calls Brian a potato lover cuz he's Irish*
Brian: yes, i hoard the taters
fuck off, potato luver -Steen
little steen + big cramps = Extra Strength Midol -Brian
Steen: my tank turns into a pumpkin at 1 am when im home
Brian: SWEET. i wanna make pumpkin pie
Steen: YOU CANNOT SLICE MY CAR!!!
Brian: dammit.
can i eat it?
Steen: no
Brian: nibble?
Steen: no
Brian: chomp?
Steen: no
Brian: probe its tailpipe?
Steen: NO
Brian: SHIT
butcher knife to the ballz...butcher knife to the ballz...oh what a feeling -Brian
Steen: can i take a butcher knife to your ballz?
Brian: no, i value my balls
Steen: damn
Brian: they're an essential part of my daily life
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Blayze: sweet mother of paycheck
that means you're buying the ice cream, right?
Brian: you have yet to experience the Bear, DE assholes
yeah, they're a whole other kind of ass
"Hello, car in front of me SLAMMING ON YOUR BRAKES!!!" -Anne, while talking to Christine on her cell phone
"Good, I hope she felt like an ass" -Melessia, when Ron told her and Christine that a customer who was rude to us was looking at a Genaurdi's ad
"Sooo I guess I can't pretend that sex doesn't exist for these last two and a half weeks with you two around?" -Kristin, talking to Lauren and Brian
*after the dogs lick Lauren*
Lauren: "Now I'm all sticky...Why do they like me? Do I smell or something?"
Steen: "Stickystank?"
"Yeah, see his cut? He got it from doing the boxfan! Uh...wait..." -Steen
*giggles* "Mechanical object or Steen? *thinks* Mechanical object!" -Lauren
"Doin' it on a boxfan!!" -Lauren
"You guys owe me! I want diamonds for my birthday!" -Kristin
"...And I'm just like 'Dammit! I'm not used to being not single!!'" -Steen
*drive by Acme*
Steen: "Ooh! Hot Pepsi guy is there!"
Brian: *glares at Steen*
Steen: "Um...but that's ok, cuz I got my hot diet Coke boy right here!"
Brian: "Or diet Pepsi. Either works."
"Oh no, she likes chicken 24/7. Sometimes even a little 'OMYGOD' on the side!" -Steen
Lauren: "Sooo Steen - what is up?"
Steen: "Nothing"
Lauren: "Aww man! Are you serious?!"
Steen: "Yup"
"My whole body's a tan line" -Brian
"I want to defecate on that!!!!!!" -Kristin, said really loudly at Bennigan's
*sniff* "I can smell the stank from over here!!" -Kristin
"Steen and Brian got bugs!!!!" -Lauren
Dave: "Ok, but I need to go to a MAC machine first"
Steen: "What's better than a MAC machine?! KRISTIN!!!"
(gotta luv recycling old quotes ;) )