"I don't wanna be in a register!! I'm telling my mommy that they're calling me up to check!!" *pouts* -MikeR
Christine: "Have I ever told you how much I hate you?"
Dale: *thinks* "No, I don't think you have"
Christine: "Well let me start RIGHT NOW!!"
Dale: "Why don't you wait to start until I tell you how much fun I have sitting on my butt listening to CDs."
Christine: "Shut up. I hate you."
*upon talking about the '86*
AJ: "Soo how do you drive this thing?"
Christine: "Simple. I sit right here..."
AJ: "Shut up!"
AJ: "Y'know, I don't understand you female co-workers! Screw all of you!!"
Christine: "You'd like that, wouldn't you?"
AJ: "Yeah. Yeah I would" *grin*
Brian: "Do you want anything to eat or drink?"
Steen: "No thanks. I haven't really been hungry all day"
Brian: *shocked look* "Are you feeling ok?!" *puts hand on Steen's forehead* "You don't feel warm..."
"You mean you were in my room and didn't even notice my crates?!" -Brian
Christine: "Well, if I know you're working I'm gonna go into Strawbridge's and make funny faces at the camera!"
Dale: "And I'll say that you look suspicious and that you might be a shoplifter and have you arrested"
"Yeah, I mean, I think it's hot when 2 gay guys kiss and make out, but when the dick goes in the ass that's disgusting!!" -Robyn
Christine: "Don't stab me with the knife!!"
Kim: "I'll stab you with a fork - that's four times the pain!"
Christine: *sneezes* "I rang up lots of flowers at work today"
Kim: "Aw, I'm sorry. At least you didn't ring up cats!"
(Christine is also allergic to cats)
*upon Steen telling Kevin that the thought of him drunk is scary*
wouldn't you be a raging drunk 95 pound ball of fury though? you might be scary yourself -Kevin
shit...it's not a word -Brian
chillin with ma dawgs...no literally, I'm hanging out with Izzie and Otis...my dogs...who's a dork??? -Megan's away message
Christine: *asks customer how many ears of corn she has, to which she first responds with "What?" and then "Oh...12"*
Nick: "Well, if you have 12 ears you should have no problem hearing then"
Christine: "Nick...that was dumb"
Nick: "I'm sorry, I can't help it if my jokes are corny"
"Yeah...you're my favorite sister" -Christine, to Evan
"But it wasn't the sound of two people sitting, it was the sound...of one" -Evan
Brian: oh my god, AIM is GAY
Steen: heehee
well stop fuckin it up the ass
Brian: sorry *zips up pants*
"Christine's such a lightweight; one shot would have her drunk til Christmas!" -John
Christine: "Well, the quotepage is up to seventy-some pages now"
Evan: "Really? Last time I saw it, it was in the sixties"
Kim: "Sorry, Christine, but last time I looked at it, it was in the forties"
Evan: "Wow, I can't believe this - I'm a better sister than you!!"
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!" -Jackie, when she's done work
Christine: *upon talking to Produce Brian and Bagger Brian comes walking up* "Hey, here comes another Brian"
Produce Brian: "There are too many Brians around here. Some will have to be eliminated."
"Who the hell needs 10 Turkey Hill teas or 10 pizzas? And how the fuck are they going to fit all of this in their freezers or fridges? If a customer has a refrigerator big enough to hold all that shit, I wanna go home with them and see for myself..." -Produce Brian, on the million 10 for $10 items on sale next week
"Eww. Get another one. You don't know where that fly's been." -Melessia
*sings along with great enthusiasm*
"The tide is high but I'm holdin on
I'm gonna be your number one!!" -Bagger Brian, annoying everyone by singing a song on the Acme soundtrack
Christine: *quoting a line from the song* "You're not the type of girl Who gives up just like that?"
Bagger Brian: "I didn't know I was a girl"
*part of voicemail message*
"Hi Steen, it's Kristin! It's Saturday...uh...wait...is it Saturday?...Yup! It's Saturday!" -Kristin
*as Steen is in the bathroom at the dineR, she hears*
"What did you dooooooooooooooooooooooooo?!?!?" -Kristin, to Brian
*as Lauren leaves Happy Harry's for the last time as an employee*
"...And they let me keep my bag!!" -Lauren (she actually meant to say "badge")
*insert room for Lauren to gaffaw and spit out whatever she is drinking* ;)