Lauren: "...I hate it when people make them one word, 'stickysweet'. There's a comma in between, it's two words!!" (this goes on for a bit)
Steen: *pause* "I'm gonna name my first kid, 'stickysweet'."
Steen: *looks at watch* "You're making me miss my show!!"
Lauren: "So why didn't you put a tape in?"
Steen: *sigh* "That takes too much work"
Lauren: *giggles* "That's my Steen!"
Chris: "Oh, so you don't get mad at her but you get mad at me when I wish you a Happy Cinco de Mayo!!"
Blayze: "That's cuz it's a Mexican holiday!!"
Christine: "No, you should download that song [Carribbean Amphibian]! Cuz, like a part reminds me of you - the one where they talk about him hopping on the Puerto Rican beach - I hear that and think of you"
Blayze: *pause* "So you think of your friend the spick, huh?!"
"I swear, if one more person asks me if I had SARS, I'm gonna SCREAM!!!!!" -Lauren
Lauren: "So?! He's not married, is he?!"
Steen: *shocked look* "First you tell me to get over *does it, over it motion* him, and now you're telling me we should get back together?!?!?!?!?"
"Yeah, in history we played this board game cuz I think we have a test soon..." -Mike, Lauren's (little but WAAAAAAAY taller than us now) brother
Blayze: "Yeah, well, I'm gonna go, I've been waiting to take a shower -"
Christine: "- For a few days?"
Blayze: "Yeah"
Christine: "EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!"
Lauren: one handed typng sucks
Steen: uhhh...what are you doing with the other hand?
Lauren: LOL
For those of you who don't habla espanol, el shower is spanish for...the...the shower!!! -Jeff's away message
thats what happens when they don't let me write the final episode -Brian
"It's a big 'N,' followed by a little 'y,' then a big fuckin 'Q'!!!!" -a drunk Dave talking about NyQuill
Robyn: "Have you seen the new hot Pepsi guy? He's over there"
Christine: "Where?!" *stands on top of register footrest in search of him*
*as Christine is in register 3 and Dale is in register 2*
Jackie: "Y'know, baby, I put you there on purpose!!" *evil laugh*
Christine: "JACKIE!!!"
Jackie: "I know, I'm being bad, but it's because I can" *walks away cackling*
"Lord, give me cancer!!" -some "jerkoff" on Brian's floor (according to him, heehee)
Steen: if any guy said that [nice shoes, wanna fuck?] to me i'd...kick him
then as he's on the floor in pain i'd tell him my "nice shoes" have a mean streak
Brian: ...that's a good line
*giggles* "That streamer just follows me everywhere!!" -Stacy, about the streamer on her and Tracy's door
i don't know who invented studying, but i do know that i fuckin' hate them -Jeff's away message (amen to that!!!!)
okay, that's it, i'm actually gonna try to make a concerted effort to go to sleep here
i'll probably talk to ya in a few minutes -Jeff
Laruen: *genuine look of surprise* "You mean it's not homestarrunner.net?!"
Steen: "It's dot com!!!"
Lauren: *giggles* "Oh yeah!!!"
so there's this homework fairy. she visits every child when they hit first grade, giving them easy homework and lots of playtime. when children stop believing in mythological beings, however, homework fairy gets very angry and gives them lots of difficult homework that takes forever to complete. Damn fairy. -Kim's away message (i luv my sister!!)
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fuN timeS in math:
"I try to coordinate my socks with my outfits" -Don
*look of disbelief* "You match your socks with your outfits?!" -Julia
"It's a good day for me if my socks match!!" -Erin G
"I would sooo buy boxers with goats on them!!" -Don
Erin G: "Are those ducks on your boxers?!"
Don: "Super ducks"
Casey: *looks* "I'm plain today"
Julia: "Aww Casey, why do you hafta be boring?!"
Erin G: "...I don't remember what kind of underwear I'm wearing"
Christine: "Mine has moons on it, heehee
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Don: "So is your car a boy or a girl?"
Christine: "I dunno, I just get in and RIDE IT!!!"
Don: *shocked look, giggles*