Christine: *jaw drops* "Holy SHIT!! She must be something!!!"
Christine: did you know that you get a gift if you've been there [Acme] for 5 years?
Dale: what? a five dollar gift card?
(this causes steen to sit at her computer and laugh for about 5 minutes cuz it's sooo true..this from the company who doesn't give their employees a discount...)
Scott: "You guys may think that I'm all brawn and muscle and sexy, but I have a big heart"
Celina and Christine: *laugh hysterically for about 5 minutes*
Scott: "Um..that wasn't supposed to be that funny!!!!!!"
"I have a piece of meat! I have a piece of meat!!!!" -Scott
"Whoa...so you're driving a new boat instead of the old boat!!" -AJ, to Christine, when she drove the 2000
*upon Christine taking a picture of Kim, Anne, and Hannah, and Hannah and Anne are both wearing black cuz of stage crew*
"No, wait! Kim should be in the middle cuz I'm black!!!" -Anne
if you're a guy: Hey, I'm doing some hardcore studying; drop me a line and i'll get back to you
if your'e a girl: Shut up, Fatty!!! and make me a pizza!! drop me a line and i'll get back to you -Jeff's away message
"Oh! So they don't have the sunscreen you want so it's either go for the higher protection or get skin cancer - and you chose skin cancer!!!!!" -Don, to Christine
Lauren: i'm going nutz!!!!
Steen: ...greezy nutz?
*upon hearing a car go by a few times with a shitty system and a shitty song (we could hear this up on the 3rd floor, mind you...)*
Christine: "Why would someone have their system that loud?!"
Sara: "Why would someone play that song?!"
*upon seeing the preview for a movie done by the same people who did Monsters Inc*
Christine: "Oooh, I have to see that movie!!"
Sara: "That movie has to be good, cuz there's a turtle in it. Not very many movies have turtles in them."
"I'm gonna bust some ass!!" -Kristin
"I wanna poop myself so I can go to sleep" -Dave
(waving fist) i'll put YOU in my away message, you bratty kid!
Away message: shut up Christine, you're in my away message -Jeff, to Christine
Jeff: okay, you're just taking this too far
we'll throw your past few IMs into the "Only Funny When Jeff Does It" category, k??
MikeR: "Hey Christine?"
Christine: "Hmm?"
MikeR: "I'm done at 2:45. Just thought I'd let you know."
Christine: *glares at him, then* "Is this so I can start missing you already?"
MikeR: "Yes. Yes. Start missing me."
"So? He ain't married, now is he? Until a guy says 'I do', he fair game!!!" -Jackie, to Christine, about that certain person at work everyone is convinced I'm gonna marry
"Y'know, if she ever came in my line again I'd say, 'Bitch, get the FUCK out of my line!!!" -Dave Ogle
Jackie: *over PA* "Christine, come up front please"
MikeR and Christine: *giggle and roll eyes cuz Christine is in a register*
Christine: *over PA* "Jackie, call 305 please"
Jackie: *over PA* "Thank you, Christine"
Robyn: "You're always sick!!
Christine: "Am not!!! I haven't been sick since February...damn, that's a record!!!"
Robyn: "That's a record" *laughs*
Christine: "I swear, I never got sick all the time til I came to UD!!!!"
Steen: i dunno...i was, but someone imed me asking about math
Brian: duh. 2+2=5
"I'm 16!! And I have a chin-hair - well, you might not be able to see it, but it's there. By summer I'll have a beard!!" -Ron
Christine: "So some lady yelled at me"
AJ: "Why, did you call her a parrot like JoAnn did?"
Prof. Reed: "So these words should be familiar to you since you read the chapter..."
Scott, Brian, Celina and Christine: *giggle*
Scott: "Soo *jingles car keys* wanna come back to my place?"
Celina and Christine: *laugh*
Scott: "C'mon, you know you wanna bang!!"
Brian: "Well, in that case, I'm in..."
donatin' my dinner-time to one of those poor underprivelaged ghetto Rodjects kids; Hit up the cell if u need me -Jeff's away message when he was having dinner with Christine
Steen: "I dunno if I could be Jewish - I like ham too much"
Lauren: "Steen! Where are your priorities?!"
"And now I'm a hen" -Casey, upon talking about school mascots