*Kristin says no (jokingly)*
Lauren: "Aw, c'mon, she's your friend!!"
*Steen walks over to Lauren*
Lauren: "Oh no you ain't puttin that in my bag!!"
"I'm not a fuckin idiot!!!" *trips* -Lauren
"I can't remember I'm laughing too hard!!" -Steen
"Wow speen..." -Dave
"...And I thought it was assmeat" -Kristin
"It's a fun foamy drink!!" -Kristin
"You're the repO seal!!" -Lauren
"Steen's girly bits...where no man has gone before..." -Lauren
"If at first you don't succeed, turn around" -Steen
drunk ogg my sdd, call thd dorm if u need me -Jeff's away message
Christine: "Well gee Dale, you have a shoeprint on the back of your shirt"
Dale: "Well gee I think that's from when you kicked me in the butt"
Christine: "Hee hee, I think I see the word 'skechers' on it..."
Christine: "Well, I'm going back to my bar now..."
Robyn: *laughs* "Your bar..."
"If you cut your finger off, do it at the knuckle, you'll get more money for it!!!" -Ron to Christine (yes..it happened..i cut my finger in salad bar...oops...)
"This ain't a weave, this is my natural hair - feel it!!" -Jackie
Christine: "Why do you always make fun of me no matter what I say?!"
Dale: "...You make it so easy..."
"I'm outta here - I'm free, I'm FREEEEEE!!!" -Ron
*as Christine and Dale talk as she's on her break and he's stocking bread*
"Ok, guys, here's the plan - Junior, I need cereal so you can get that, and Christine I need chicken soup. We'll meet back here in 5 minutes and my shopping will be done!!" -Mr. Stevens (Dale's dad)
That boy never talks; you have to pry things out of him" -Dale's dad (...I beg to differ...)
Kathy: "So how did you cut yourself?"
Christine: "I was cutting a red pepper and all of a sudden it [my finger] hurt, and I was like, 'that's not supposed to hurt....'"
Christine: "When I asked for a band-aid Jackie told me I had to report it"
Dale: "I would have, maybe you could have gone home!!"
Christine: "But I don't need written documentation that I'm an idiot and a klutz!!!"
Dale: *pause* "True"
nah, i'm too busy dressing Jesus! -Jeff
Don: "Why do we even bother going to class?"
Christine: "I dunno! But we shouldn't even be in class today. Cuz Jesus died today during these hours... - wait. Today's Thursday...Jesus died on Good Friday didn't he? Nevermind..." (all those years of catholic school paid off, heh...)
Christine: "Hee hee, I'm tan, look!"
Dale: "That's not tan. That's dirt."
Christine: "Oh yeah?! Well this *shows sunburnt shoulder* is RED! So HA!!"
Dale: "Still dirt. Red dirt."
"Jackie needs to get a new car everyday, cuz she's in such a good mood!!" -Dominic
*after Jackie yells at him* "Well, looks like she needs to get another new car" -Dominic
Dale: "Jackie, Jackie, can I move your car? Christine said you wanted to move it, I'll do it for you!!!"
Jackie: *in response to something Christine had just said* "...Ok..."
Dale: "See?! You said ok, so I'll move it!!" *tries to snatch Jackie's car keys*
Christine: *upon explaining Relay for Life* "We'll be walking around UD..."
Dale: "Haha you're gonna get mugged"
Christine: "We'll be walking around the fieldhouse so we'll be INSIDE!!!!"
"They have me in here at 7 AM tomorrow. I'm gonna be sooooooo hungover..." -Robyn
*as Christine and Dominic wander Acme parking lot in search of where Dale parked Jackie's car* "Y'know...this doesn't look too good..." -Christine
"Robyn had to be in here at 7 AM? I think I was going to bed at 7 AM..." MikeR
*as Christine misjudges the weight of a package of paper bags, struggles with it, and throws it in the cart* "That was the funniest sight I have ever seen!!!!" -Danielle
*last 2 lines of poem Scott wrote to Amy and Kristina in Bio*
"Well I have nothing else to say
Except that maybe Brian's gay (and he kinda smells too)" -Scott
Christine: "Sooo I have an 8-page paper due Thursday and I have 1 sentence. So do you think if I make the font really big and change the margins I'll have 8 pages?"
Scott: "No. But use Courier New."