Christine: *sigh* "My sister's birthday is Thursday and my ex's birthday is today...And it's NOT DALE!!"
Liz: *laughs* "That was gonna be my next question..."
Christine: "Ha ha, you're in a register!"
Robyn:*points to apron and visor* "No, I'm in bakery!"
Christine: "But you're in a register"
Robyn: "Shuddup"
*ahh, the clocking out thing*
Ron: "Will you punch me out?"
Jackie: "Sure I'll punch you out!! Step outside!!"
*as WJBR and their mascot J-Bear are in Acme* (don't ask me why, i have no idea..)
"I dare you - and I'll give you $5 - to go over and give J-Bear a nice long hug - cuz it's a chick in the costume!!" -Bagger Brian, to Christine
Produce Brian: "I'll give J-Bear a big hug - but show me the money"
Bagger Brian: "Ok, how about $10, you can grope her too"
Produce Brian: "Sure!! Just wait til near the end of my shift and we'll talk"
"I used to date a J-Bear - back in the day..." -Produce Brian
"You were just a thought back in the '80s" -Produce Brian, to Christine (gotta luv older guys, heh...)
*hears a disgruntled sigh of somone walking by her register*
"Hi Robyn!" -Christine
*as AJ curses up a storm as he and Christine walk to the dairy freezer to get something for a customer* "You should hear your ex-girlfriend, Dale, she's cussin up a storm - just like a sailor!!" -AJ, being a dork, as usual
"Well, you do have some stuff by UD. You have the mall and Borders - and that diamond store if ya wanna be a dork and look at jewelry..." -Dale
MikeR: *walks into work dazed and confused*
Christine: "Hungover?"
MikeR: "Nope. Still drunk."
*upon talking about the hologram on Steen's cell phone* "If you took this stupid thing off I might be able to read the number" -Dale
"You're seeing them?! Dude, they're old...they might die while they're playing.." -Dale, when Christine said she was seeing Def Leppard
Dear God:
Just in case you forgot, it's April. You're supposed to make it be hot outside and stay hot outside for a long, long time. What is the deal?! -Bill P's profile (right on!! gotta luv Delaware...)
*upon Sara commenting on how busy Acme was*
Christine: "Well, there was a 2-day meat sale"
Sara: "So that's why everyone had meat...interesting..."
"THATSTHEFUCKINEAGLESSTADIUM!!!!" -Brian (That's the fuckin Eagles stadium)
Lauren: "So have you noticed in all the songs from the '80s there''s 'oohs' 'yeahs' 'uhs' and 'heys'?"
Steen: "So everytime they say 'hey' we should say 'ho'!!!!"
Laruen: "We soooo should!!!"
*at one point at the concert, totally random and unplanned, Kristin and Steen turn to Lauren and start singing the lyrics of the song*
*scared look* "I'm surrounded by freaks!!!!" -Lauren
Steen: "So yeah, where did we go? Lauren's house, Happy Harry's, House of Pain..."
Lauren: "House of Pain?!" *guffaws
(House of pain = where we got our eyebrows waxed)
"Y'know, you should just not trust a Stephan to give directions. EVER!!" -Lauren
"Well, y'know, she did get us to Pennsylvania Avenue - at least we didn't go to Pennsylvania!!!" -Steen
Lauren: "No, no! Turn right cuz Michael's is on your LEFT!!"
Steen: "...Huh?"
Lauren: "Wait...did I say right?"
Kristin: "Can't trust Lauren to give directions either!!"
*upon discussing Steen's sister being born at 11:59 PM*
Phoebe: "So that means Kim can go both ways"
Kim: "Black or white"
Jamie: "Gay or lesbian - wait..."
*rolls up window, pissed off grin* "I am not an idiot" -Lauren (it was funny...really...)
*whispers* "Maybe it's your voice that's giving me a headache, so shut the fuck up" -Steen, to Lauren
"Maybe the angry titties are for the baby" -Dave
Lauren: "POP QUIZ!!"
Steen: "QUIZ POP!!"
Lauren: "Gay"
Steen: "Dyslexic"
"Not a lot of people nowadays are wiling to give up their souls like that" *snaps finger* -Kristin