*upon being frustrated her first few days in bakery* "This customer comes up to me and asks me where the soda bread is. And I'm like, 'I DON'T KNOW!!' Soda's in asile 6, bread is in asile 1 - put it together!!" -Robyn
"...Customers also ask some really dumb questions. They want specific items. And I tell them that what we have out on the floor is all we have for today. And they're not satisfied with that. What do they want me to do, whip it up in the back for them?!" -Robyn, practicing fine customer service
*after Christine does imitation of dialogue between her and Jackie*
"Do you guys always talk like puppets?!" *makes puppet motion* -Brian
Christine: *looks up in surprise at next customer* "How long have you been in my line?"
Crazy Dave: "A very long time"
Christine: *pouts* "Are you saying I'm slow?"
Crazy Dave: "No, I'm just saying there's a lot of people in your line"
Dale: "You're slow"
Christine: "SHUT UP!!"
Jimmy: *points to shirt* "See, still no nametag"
Christine: "I thought you looked a little...naked..."
Dawn: "Do you still work here?"
Christine: "Yeah...I just worked 6 hours on the front end"
Dawn: "Well that's why, you're hiding on the front end!!" (Dawn works in deli)
"...Diane? Bring back a hot guy for Steen. Bring lots. She needs them." -Lauren
"You've reached the DEATHMOBILE!!" -Brian, answering Kristin's cell phone
Kristin: "Brian, we have an agreement - you don't mention anything about sex and I won't kill you"
Brian: "I'm not saying anything about sex - I'm mentioning route numbers"
Lauren: "...No, I'm happy because we didn't do that"
Steen: "Well then I must be happy EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!"
Lauren: "LaurenCain, what are you on a diet for?"
LaurenCain: "My boobs"
Lauren: "Only you would go on a diet for your boobs"
LaurenCain: "SlimFast, baby!!"
LaurenCain: "I'm soo excited, I'm living with my boys next year - me, Ryan, Chip and Dale..."
Lauren: "Chip 'n' Dale?! Are you serious?!?!??"
LaurenCain: "Yup..."
"Brian, where were we going?" *points to Steen* "Steen's house. And where did you take me?! PENNSYLVANIA!! I didn't want to go to Pennsylvania, I wanted to go to STEEN'S HOUSE!!" -Kristin
Kristin: "So where do you guys wanna eat?"
Brian: "I'm not saying cuz I don't wanna get yelled at or get us lost!!"
Kristin: "...So what do I owe?"
Brian: "Nothing. I said I'd buy you dinner"
Kristin: "AND YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?! Wow...Mom has to put this on the calendar"
*while on cell phone with her mom* "Mom? Yeah. Brian bought me dinner today when he said he would - put it on the calendar... - no - dinner - yeah...okie, bye!"
*meanwhile, Brian sits there glaring as Steen and Lauren laugh hysterically*
*upon talking about his new job*
yeah, today my supervisor person was like, "So Jeff, can we sign you up for summer??"
and i was like, "Dayum straight, beeznatch!"
but my part came out more like, "Why yes, thank you for this opportunity!" -Jeff
Jeff: oh hey! i'm buying a gun!
did i tell u about that?
Christine: ...no
Jeff: oh...
well guess what!
Christine: lol what?
Jeff: i'm buying a gun!
*after finally getting to Steen's house*
Kristin: *to Steen* "Are you hungry?"
Brian: "Stupid question!!"
Christine: "...Oh, and by the way, I hit your truck"
AJ: *flips out* "You WHAT?! You hit my truck with that boat of yours?!"
Christine: *sighs* "No, I didn't. You fall for it every time. How many times have I explained this to you - your truck is white, my car is black - your white paint would not look good on my car"
Christine: "Why do you always call it 'station'? You're at a REGISTER!"
AJ: *lifts up phone* "It says STATION right here!!"
JoAnn: "But it's a REGISTER - why ya gotta be using the big words?!"
I am away from my computer right now. Far away. Not even close. In fact, someone could be stealing my computer right now and I wouldn't know. So if someone starts talking to you and it doesn't sound like me, don't worry, it's probably a burglar. Just keep him busy until I get back, that way he can't get away. You know, just bombard him with IM's and annoy the hell out o fhim so he gets distracted from his work like you always do to me. Thanks, I owe ya one! -Danielle's (ChuppieGirl) away message
Nina: "...Cards?"
Christine: "My sister's birthday is Thursday and my ex-boyfriend's birthday's today"
Nina: "Dale?"
Christine: "NO! I have other exes too, y'know..."